"Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: 'Ha', Satan will laugh at him." -Mohammed
"Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning, so if someone sneezes and then praises Allah, then it is obligatory on every Muslim who heard him, to say: May Allah be merciful to you." -Mohammed
"Why?" - Thomas Griffin Quite funny considering the background of the show, but it is a good quote. One that I like to follow.
"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example." - Mark Twain "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian." - Dennis Wholey "Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies" -Machinehead "Is this the end of the line? No moron, it's the front, and we are all standing F&%$# backwards!" -Andrew DICE Clay