What was your best poop? What was your most outrageous/out of place poop? I think my best poop was going in a pit in the Indonesian rainforest (about 5 feet deep with a board over it to squat on) and watching the dung beetles rolling my feces away. Our pipes froze, once, because it got cold, too fast, before adequate snow cover. That meant no running water. That meant our toilet didn't work. So we pooped on newspaper in the garage and pissed in a tin can. Did you know poop steams a lot in subzero temperatures? After the, ah, the deed was done, the newspaper was wrapped up, offending articles included, and put in a grocery bag. Which was then kept in frozen in the front yard until trash day. I also tried to go down a chimney (it was in the woods and there wasn't a house atttached. the damn thing was pulling apart as I climbed it, too), but sitting on the 40 degree stones really prevented anything from happening. So after peeing a little, I just climbed down. That my almost really outrageous pooping experience. Has anyone ever pooped on anyone? I haven't. Yet.