You Want That $360 Billion in Small Bills?

I found this to be rather amusing!

~String

 

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How much would that amount weigh? Even in hundreds, it would be more than several tons of cash... 3600 tons actually, that's 7.2 million pounds. It would take many trucks to carry it, at least 60 18-wheelers able to carry 60 tons each!

 

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$360B is more than many countries' annual budget... What a doofus.

 

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What's so funny, I saw this on my local news. They interviewed the guy's ex-girlfriend's mom, whom he stole the blank check from...she didn't even bother to put her teeth in before going on camera for the interview....if she had $360 in her account I would have been surprized....much less 360 billion. I love stupid criminals.

 

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360 billion? This turkey could have gone into business with G. W. Bush. Bush needs that much cash and more to keep the Freedom Fries and Yellow Cake mission going in Iraq. Not only that but George doesn't have the money in any account either....nor does Congress.

 

That's definitely someone who is really, really baked....dude...you could blindfold him with dental floss.:m:

 

Heh, never heard that expression. I might nik that from you if you don't mind.

 

Well..'lied be honored. (touchs hat brim)

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I just hope for this kids sake, that this was a "stoner prank" gone wrong, he was just too high to realize the teller would take him seriously and call the cops.

Or he was that special kind of stupid criminal who has SO little since of money, that he actually thought he had a chance of becoming an instant big daddy pimp, eat your fucking heart out Bill Gates, Ferrari full of hos, record producer.

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edit: Check it out...his eyes are just like mine in my avatar pic.

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Wonder if he upturned his hand and put his little finger in his mouth, Dr. Evil stylee? 360 beelion dahllaz, mwahahahahahaha.

 

What a fucking DILDO!!!!

 

Heh... heh... heh... you said "dildo".

~String

 

What else could I call him. Theres no word in any language...

 

When is congress gong to start punishing people for being stupid.

 

I don't get it...was he that naive?

 

Was this in America ? huh. Explains it all.

 

Yes, because stupid crimes don't happen outside the USA. Apparently this same affliction has struck you as well.

~String

 

Really ? I think the stupidest people are the people who let that guy steal a tank.
but we don't go around prancing about how good things are back in Australia. I don't think Spud does either. I don't.

 

Since when is stupidity a crime?

 

When I used to weigh money instead of counting it because it took to long, this is what I came up with: $100,000 per kilogram $1 million per 10 kilos....lots of weight even for a billion dollars.