You want some laugh ? Read this !

Discussion in 'World Events' started by Proud_Syrian, Dec 3, 2003.

  1. A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.

    Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog.
    He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

    A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:

    "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

    The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

    "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:

    " Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.

    "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?"
    The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!" The next day the newspapers says:

    "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to Al Qaeda terrorist networks are being explored" !

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    Here's a good one:

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    Unarmed Timorese student cowers after being arrested by Australian invasion forces.

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    Radical Timorese terrorist subdued by Australian peacekeeper.
     
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  7. Vortexx Skull & Bones Spokesman Registered Senior Member

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    wag the dog.
     
  8. MISSunderstanding@ Registered Senior Member

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    Hi:
    Sarcastic! and It is very smart of you!
     
  9. none Registered Member

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    They say that a picture is worth a thousand words, yet sometimes, a word can be worth a thousand pictures.
     
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