You, too, can be a ninja!

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  1. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    Nice

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  3. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Avast! Me and me mates won't be a takin to this kind of blarney! Pirates life is the only life!

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  5. spidergoat Liddle' Dick Tater Valued Senior Member

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    Can't learn that shit from a DVD, but I know someone who taught it.
     
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  7. domesticated om Cartoon character Valued Senior Member

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    Ninjitsu is useless. Nobody lives by the Bushido codes of conduct any more, so you can't exploit anybody with that particular cheating methodology. In fact - martial arts are pretty much useless.............except within the contexts if exercise and prize fighting.

    In the real world, what you need is a gun, carry permit, and a good attorney.
     
  8. spidergoat Liddle' Dick Tater Valued Senior Member

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    That is incorrect, martial arts are very practical. You cannot be sure you will always have a gun with you and sometimes that level of violence is unnecessary.
     
  9. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    In the "real world"?
    Hmm, explain to me:
    A) how you get a gun (I don't know anyone in the underworld, perhaps you have contacts?)
    B) what a carry permit is
    C) what good having ANY attorney will do when you're carrying a firearm illegally and you've used it.

    Thank you.

    Now tell us about martial arts and how useless they are again.
     
  10. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    Well, if the real world means Texas, I know you can take a day long course for the permit, issued by the county sheriff's office. In Ohio, I don't even think you have to take a course---you just have to go to the sheriff's office and ask for one.

    Procuring a gun is as easy as getting to a pawn shop and answering a few questions with obvious answers.
     
  11. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Oops.
    Silly me, I thought the world was bigger than that.

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    You ARE kidding of course?
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