Yoda vs. Gandalf

Discussion in 'SciFi & Fantasy' started by Xev, Sep 6, 2007.

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  2. Gandalf

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  1. DanceAndExplode Fear me, for I am Death. Registered Senior Member

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    AND THE WINNER IS....



    ASTRO BOY!!

    he would win hands down

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  3. domesticated om Interplanetary homesteader Valued Senior Member

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    BTW --- in my original post, I meant to spell Gandalf correctly, and meant to say "Gondor + Rohan" instead of "Isengard"
     
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  5. Borsviek ****** Registered Senior Member

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    Yoda definitly has more experience, isn't he 725 years old?
     
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  7. Zakariya04 and it was Valued Senior Member

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    yeah but Gandalf is like 2 or 3000 years old i think
     
  8. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I do feel that the original question has steered the answers given and not enough thought has been given to what really would happen.

    The answer is that they will both win. After a quick exploration of each others powers both come to the realization that they feel an animal urge to thrust themselves into the arms of the other person.

    The trembling ears of Yoda tell Gandalf enough, and soon they are intimately involved with each other, exploring powers they never explored before, leaving each other in a breathtaking orgasm of magical strength.

    In a way they also both loose because both realize immediately that their relationship cannot continue because they each have a duty to society. And however much it pains them to say goodbye and never taste each others lips again they do so.
     
  9. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    LOL

    I thought mine was equally amusing SM
     
  10. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    Isn't that just Brokeback mountain with a sci-fi/fantasy twist
     
  11. rian.wrenn Registered Member

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    lol lolololololol :jawdrop:
    :jason:
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    All your foolishness be gone, with mind Yoda shall control all creatures that defy him

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  13. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    No, because brokeback mountain was already a fantasy, cuz there are no homosexuals in Wyoming.
     
  14. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    You mean Gandalf wasn't in Wyoming?... It sure looks Middle Earth-ish.
     
  15. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Yoda would win hands down
     
  16. SkywalkerJedi アスラン・ザラ ( Athrun "Alex" Zala ) Registered Senior Member

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    Yoda can win cause of the force.
     
  17. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Yoda would win in his own time period because Gandalf wasn't around then.


    Gandalf would have won in his time period because Yoda wasn't around then.

    So there you have the best answer.
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    Gandalf and Yorda are just fictional characters, so neither would do anything at all, would be the best answer.
     
  19. Ganymede Valued Senior Member

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    The 17 people that voted Gandalf are morons. Yoda has been fighting for 800 years, and hasn't been killed yet! That should tell you something.
     
  20. Reiku Banned Banned

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    It's gota be Yoda. I mean for fuck sake -- that's obvious

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  21. Reiku Banned Banned

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    And Gandalf is a big pansy... so there is no way you can compair. Plus, Yoda is well more older and well more wiser.

    God i'm a kid.
     
  22. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Duhr. Gandalf is way older than that. And he got medieval on a Balrog. See Yoda try that, the little green snotrag.
     
  23. Diode-Man Awesome User Title Registered Senior Member

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    What would happen if we threw Gannondorf into the mix?
     

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