Yoda vs. Gandalf

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The Puppet vs The Beard

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  1. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, they were afraid he'd try to HAVE SEX WITH THEM!
     
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  3. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    oli, where is your scientific proof to back up your claims. in post #28 WisdomSeeker clearly gave documented evidence to proof gandalf would kick yodas ass.

    even sam gangee could whoop yoda, sam is the real hero of lord of the rings. and this single line proves he is a hard bastard.

    some dude whos name i forgot - "and who are you his bodygaurd"
    sam - "NO his gardener!"


    that screw face alone is enough to kill yoda. clearly gandalf wins because he cant even stay dead. yoda struggles to lift up some piece of rock with his force powers.

    peace.
     
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  5. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    yoda couln't even match the emperor.. pfff pussy
     
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  7. Pandaemoni Valued Senior Member

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    Number of Dark Lords fought in personal combat:

    Yoda: 1
    Gandalf: Umm...let's send the halflings.

    Who's the pussy?
     
  8. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Gandalf is so pimp that he doesn't need magic that much. Yoda needs some wussy racist rip-off of Zen Buddhism to survive.
    But he does break the bridge with his staff. It's in the book.

    I mean he's a weird green little pedarast. He spent so much time with children that it's a wonder Chris Hansen never showed up to bust his ass.

    Who were beaten into a quivering pulp by an old dude with a bad case of herpes and a whiny little brat with a rattail.

    He didn't really chill with the Wookiees, and the inherent awfulness of Ewoks overrules anything cool about that even if he had.

    But when he succeeded he kicked the Necromancer's bitch ass.

    It is seriously one of the worst movies I have ever watched. I got more pleasure out of "Dungeons and Dragons: The Movie" than that piece of shite.
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    Because Gandalf knew that he'd be corrupted by the one ring. He was able to put ego and power-lust aside to save the world.
    Had Gandalf taken the ring, he would have been even more pimp.

    And what Dark Lord did Yoda fight?
     
  9. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    yoda cant even hold his own bodyweight up, he is a frail little muppet who talks like a stoned lao tzu. he can only jump around when pumped up with his chi, aka jedi steroids. have you seen him walking normal? he leans on his little matchstick like he is about to topple over and die of bone marrow malfunction.


    peace.
     
  10. Pandaemoni Valued Senior Member

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    Hey, that's the way Yoda rolls, it's not like there are any female Yodas around for him to get busy with. It is indisputable, I think, that the only way to have sex with a Balrog is to either kill it first, or beat it to the point where it must submit. So, if the Balrogs were afraid, they were still acknowledging his dominance.
     
  11. Pandaemoni Valued Senior Member

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    Are you suggesting Yoda needs his pimpcane??? Naw, that's just the style he affects.
     
  12. Pandaemoni Valued Senior Member

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    The Dark Lord of the Sith.
     
  13. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Because they've all gone over to Gandalf's crib to smoke weed and get it on.
    Yoda just can't satisfy the female Yodas, not with a love-sausage that small.
     
  14. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    Yoda Kills Gandalf. The Valar give him a new body and send him back in.
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  15. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    lol


    this is so silly
     
  16. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Dorks!!
     
  17. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Then the girl-yodas lynch yoda and beat him to death with their vibrators because they can't find a man to satisfy them now that Gandalf is dead.

    Varda:
    Yeahhhh.
     
  18. domesticated om Cartoon character Valued Senior Member

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    After thinking about this a bit, I'd have to say yoda.

    Yoda is a jedi master - meaning he is capable of using 'the force'. Gandolf is a mage, but is very limited in his use of spells and incantations (which I might add - often require material components to properly invoke where yoda simply wills it).

    Yoda uses a light saber - which can easily cut through Galdolf's staff and sword.

    Gandolf returned from the dead? More like --- recovered from only having 1 hit point remaining. Yoda on the other hand.......if you strike him down, he will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine

    Gandolf beat the Balrog-----pffft-- big whoop. So he gained a bunch of experience, and went up a level. If he was such a badass, he would have also been able to pwn smog.....but nope.

    Lets says they decide to do an RTS battle (Isengard vs the Clone army) --- that's no contest. It would be a slaughter........ that's like an infantry phalanx trying to take on an apache helicopter.


    Yoda for sure!
     
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  19. Zakariya04 and it was Valued Senior Member

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    Humm

    thank you for startying this thread Xev

    even though it is very intriguing who would win between Gandalf and yoda, this is not realistic as theya re both Good guys

    perhaps it would be best to compare Sidous (the emperor) VS Gandalf or Yoda Vs Sauron or that black witch Nazgus dude, or whatever.

    goodies dont fight goodies.

    or even Sidious Vs Sauron as badies do like to fight badies

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    cheers
    zak
     
  20. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Gandalf wins - I've seen Yoda get his butt kicked by Stitch: that's never happened to Gandalf.

    Chi: with regard to the "evidence" in post 28 -pffft, fake, obvious photoshop after careful examination.
     
  21. Zakariya04 and it was Valued Senior Member

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    Hey Oli,
    Are you telling me that gandalf can take out Lord Sidious???

    are you sure about that mate?

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    cheers
    zak
     
  22. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    Sidious VS Gandalf: Gandalf

    Yoda VS Nazgul : Nazgul

    Yoda VS Sauron???? Which Sauron??? Before or After his body was destroyed???

    Kinda of a boring match, but who do you think would win out of

    Luke Skywalker Vs Aragorn?????
     
  23. Zakariya04 and it was Valued Senior Member

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    Hey DFA


    Are you sure Gandalf would take sidious

    i did not see gandalf fire lightening bolts out of his staff let alone his fingers!!

    And as Yoda is not human he will be able to take that nazgul dude, with his saber and like how he took out the emperor's guards

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    cheers
    zak
     

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