Yet Another School Shooting?

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Atom, Sep 21, 2007.

  1. Atom Registered Senior Member

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    When are you guys gonna smell the coffee?

    Get the guns and get rid of them okay.


    WE did it...and no more massacres. Of course it was easier for us...WE BANNED THEM.

    What wrong wid you guys.?

    Ban the Gun!

    Hey..Hilary is gonna do it for ya anyhow..so throw them in the bin - NOW!
     
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  3. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    UK? You also have cameras everywhere and virtually no ..what is it... PRIVacy?
     
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  5. spidergoat Liddle' Dick Tater Valued Senior Member

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    What are we gonna shoot stuff with, then?
     
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  7. draqon Banned Banned

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    ultra-frequency wave emitters...high pitch noise that destroys cells...breaks down dna...
     
  8. spidergoat Liddle' Dick Tater Valued Senior Member

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    ...and tasers evidently.
     
  9. draqon Banned Banned

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    use of tasers have shown to be quite effective and most convincing during the recent US Kerry speech. During that time a violent obstructer of the law was thankfully put down by the miracle of the technology, the taser.
     
  10. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Welcome to the internet generation.
     
  11. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    school schootings are out. School taserings are in.
     
  12. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    What they need is a taser that works without the tether so you can taser the trouble makers from a distance. Perhaps a machine gun taser, allowing you take care of an entire crowd of loudmouths.
     
  13. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    They do

    It's for when things get REALLY bad. You know, when more people than just us "Pessimists" are pissed.

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  14. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Dang, nietzche....you could take down a whole crowd of hippies with that...cool.
     
  15. Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    Have you watched bowling for columbine? I thought the comparison with Canada was very interesting and showed that guns aren't really the problem.
     
  16. Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    That's why he's worried

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  17. Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    Thus spoke the trend guru (take heed potential gunmen).
     
  18. JEFFLARSON Registered Member

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    outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns and oh yea the gov will have guns
    the only thing keeping the gov in check is the fact that there a re as many guns in us as people
    even trying to outlaw guns would start a civil war
    people that say theay dont like guns publicly have granpas old hunting rifle in the closet "just in case"
     
  19. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Honestly, I wouldn't take a gun to school. I would suck up to the chemistry teacher. Learn how to make explosives from him. Load up my pickup truck with them and drive it down my school. and BOOOM!

    nah wait...

    won't work...

    No kid talks to a teacher any more.

    I would learn how to make explosives on the internet instead!


    anyway. kids these day are not efficient, they just follow the latest fashion. As if another shooting will get you in the history books! No, you need to be special. Be the first to blow up the school. Be the first to nuke your hometown.

    Or be the first who tasers a police officer.

    Or be the first kid who reads a book.
     
  20. JEFFLARSON Registered Member

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    pulced q switched m.a.s.e.r at 1khz pinpoint accuracy no noise sudden death
    1 mile range or better
    cooked from inside out
    dont need a jeep to carry it runs on battery ,110 ,220 ,ac ,dc
     
  21. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    That seems pretty over the top. Whats wrong with a giant magnifying glass?

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  22. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    the magnifying glass is too cruel. There might be ants behind you
     
  23. Pandaemoni Valued Senior Member

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    I like to think there's more keeping the government in check than the threat of handguns and rifles in the hands of the citizenry. The government has machine guns and missiles, a few handguns can't possibly be a frightening prospect.

    I don't think that outlawing guns will solve America's violence problem though. Outlawing them does not eliminate them, and we have enough of a supply (90 million or so) that they will remain around for decades to come even if there were never another legal sale in the country.

    It is an interesting question why Americans are more homicidal than so many other western countries (including Canada), but guns do not seem to be the causal factor in that, just an aggravating one.
     

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