# Worst. Sunburn. Ever.

Discussion in 'Health & Fitness' started by takandjive, Jun 7, 2009.

1. ### takandjiveKiller QueenRegistered Senior Member

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In advance: Shut up, and I hate you for whatever joke you're going to make.

Everything is so sunburned, it's blistered. EVERYTHING. I wore sunscreen. I'm not that pale.

I'm red all over except in my hairline because it's so thick. My upper back, butt, stomach, shoulders, chest, and nose have blisters. Now, in his infinite wisdom, my dad suggested vinegar. That was terrible. I've been using aloe, some kind of sunburn gel, Benedryl, and prescription pain medication. So right now my plan is to go to my doctor tomorrow and sit around without clothes on seeing no one today.

I also realize this is a little funny, or a lot funny if you're not the one sticking to your chair. Any suggestions are welcome about certain things, like what I've dubbed "sun herpes." I don't think my explanations are needed. Thanks.

3. ### chris4355Registered Senior Member

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haha, umm no... how did it happen?

Pale?
I always thought you were black for some reason...

Do you really need to go to the doctor? I thought sunburns are just one of those things that take time to heal. Then again I never had one with blisters... ouch.

Just go read a bunch of books you have been planning on reading but put a side, you have the perfect excuse.

Oh and cold showers are nice.

5. ### PieAreSquaredWoo is resistant to reasonRegistered Senior Member

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aloe...quickly too...never mind I see you're using aloe

7. ### justwonderingjoeGosh,the weather is nice todayRegistered Senior Member

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I once had a sunburn that caused all these little clear blisters that were filled with water. They popped,popped,and popped until they were all popped. They didn't leave any scars.

8. ### takandjiveKiller QueenRegistered Senior Member

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My dad is partially black/Hispanic with some white on his mom's side, as I understand it. My mom's white. One brother looks black as coal. Other one looks almost white and has straight hair and tan skin. I have pretty light skin and eyes and dark wavy hair. Ain't genetics grand?

Some of the places these are kind of warrant needing doctor's attention, up to and including my nipples. It's WAY funnier than it sounds.

I was outside a lot in my bikini top/in the nude this weekend. My friend is a redhead and made out worse.

Thank you. I've been using it like mad!!!

That's what I have! They're wall hitters, too! I was a bit concerned about dehydration, but it seems okay.

Anyone know about shaving with a sunburn?

9. ### PieAreSquaredWoo is resistant to reasonRegistered Senior Member

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walmart has this aloe juice type stuff... i think it has glycine to suspend the aloe..

but it's not that  and your skin sucks it up fast... good stuff

10. ### takandjiveKiller QueenRegistered Senior Member

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With lidocaine in it? YES! I bought that. Called Solarcaine. It feels good. I was wondering if lidocaine's okay to put all over?

11. ### chris4355Registered Senior Member

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lol, looks like an odd mix =)

Thats not funny... that seems painful as hell.

lol smart

my worst sunburn was last year, on a boat at a crystal blue beach in mexico... with stingrays and fish swimming under me... i fell asleep for 3 hours and woke as red as a stop sign.

it was funny because i left my hand on my chest while sleeping, and had a permanent hand mark all summer...

12. ### takandjiveKiller QueenRegistered Senior Member

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In more ways than physical!

It doesn't hurt so bad as much as it's gross.

Yeah. Poor Freckles.

Oh God. Chris, that makes me feel terrible for you.

13. ### PieAreSquaredWoo is resistant to reasonRegistered Senior Member

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I don't see why not.. it's just a local anesthetic

I didn't think the walmart stuff had it in it .. solarcaine is something different pretty sure... the walmart stuff comes in about a clear 20oz bottle maybe bigger.. green or blue

14. ### takandjiveKiller QueenRegistered Senior Member

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I will look for this.

15. ### PieAreSquaredWoo is resistant to reasonRegistered Senior Member

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actually kind of sounds like you might have gotten it already..

16. ### takandjiveKiller QueenRegistered Senior Member

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Well, it's a good day to sit indoors naked and smeared with gel. Thanks, Pie.

17. ### Plazma Inferno!Ding Ding Ding DingAdministrator

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Yogurt is good for sunburn. It stinks, but it helps a lot.

18. ### PieAreSquaredWoo is resistant to reasonRegistered Senior Member

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ohhh ...baby ... thanks for the imagery

19. ### takandjiveKiller QueenRegistered Senior Member

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I've got a pot of unflavored stuff. How lucky. I know this is good for yeast infections and it doesn't cause irritation there.

20. ### Anti-FlagPun intendedRegistered Senior Member

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You deserve everything you get you harlot.

You have blistering sunburn and you're thinking about shaving? Forget personal appearance for about 4 days. In fact you'd probably find looking like chewbacca helps cover up the unsightly sores.

21. ### takandjiveKiller QueenRegistered Senior Member

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OMG, you're soooo fucking mean! MODS! MOODDDDDSSS!

I hope you get sunburned on your balls, you creep.

22. ### Anti-FlagPun intendedRegistered Senior Member

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I wouldn't be stupid enough to have them out in the sun.

Besides they rarely get out of my pants as it is.

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GOOD!