Worst songs of all time

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  1. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    List your most unfavoritist songs here.

    Please give reasons for why they are so bad, too!
     
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  5. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    Jay-Z Hard Knock Life

    Rapping a song from Annie is just too gay for me.
     
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  7. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    • The Birdie Song
    • St. Winifred's School Choir: 'There's No-one Quite Like Grandma'
    • Black Lace: 'Agadoo'

    If they're truly bad, no explanation is necessary.

    I'm feeling the rage, and think I've only just started on this.

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  8. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    Redarmy back in the days of Napster I downloaded a copy of the Birdie song and waited for people to download it and then question them on why they could possibly like that song. You would be surprised at the level of aggression these people exhibit over that song, scary!
     
  9. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    SO that was you!
     
  10. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    Take back what you said about my mum shes not like that since the operation!
     
  11. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    I was holding back.
     
  12. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    Don't worry be happy.
     
  13. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Oh God, yes. That one makes me weep - and not with joy.
     
  14. Fathoms Banned Banned

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    American Pie, Hotel California, Sweet Home Alabama. There is nothing worse than a patriotic rock song.
     
  15. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Hotel California is a "patriotic rock song"?
    How?
    Because it has the name of a state in it?
    Have you ever actually listened to it?
     
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    You Gave Love a Bad Name, Bon Jovi. I especially hate it because I rode the bus to high school, and the bus driver always played the same local hack rock station, which played the same songs at the same time of day for weeks and weeks, including this one, which I had to hear at least twice a day.
     
  17. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Painful thread. Not sure about 'Sweet Home Alabama' though. I have a sneaking liking for that one.
     
  18. Fathoms Banned Banned

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    Meh. I try not to. That's the whole point isn't it? The song is so aggressively mediocre I have no qualms with making lazy generalizations about it. Hotel California is easy listening pap that represents everything that sucks about classic rock. There is nothing about it that is ostensibly horrible, it's just that so friggen boring.
     
  19. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    You have a point.

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  20. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu-UkTv8tVk
     
  21. Medicine*Woman Jesus: Mythstory--Not History! Valued Senior Member

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    M*W: Patriotic? To whom/what? Are you 15? Read the lyrics and get back to me.
     
  22. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    What the HELL was THAT??
    I think my ears are bleeding.
    I know my eyes are burning.

    Was that a hit song?
    I've never heard it (or heard of it) before, and I curse your existence for being the one to thrust it upon me like that.
    I feel that much more ashamed for being a human being now.

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  23. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    God damn you and all you stand for.

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    No-one does bad like Europeans do bad.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnKvD_Ws78k
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nMjPnQfEA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK5Rpxdvw6k

    Mind you, this American effort takes some beating:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnSbvaksxgg

    I find this list hard to argue with:

    http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/G/greatest/pop_records/results.html
     

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