Worship Satan?

Discussion in 'Art & Culture' started by android, Aug 10, 2005.

  1. android nothing human inside Registered Senior Member

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    It has been determined by the members of this board that, indeed, my favorite works in the "rock'n'roll" (not rap) category are Satanic. Well... there's nothing left for me to do but Worship Satan. Does anyone have any hints, FAQs, walkthrus or other guidance for a new worshipper of Satan?

    HAIL SATAN!
     
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  3. DarkEyedBeauty Pirate. Registered Senior Member

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    Be prepared for death, as Satan isn't even nice to his followers. (In the event that the whole schpiel is true.)
     
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  5. Cassie Calibre Registered Member

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    nothing else to do ?? you can help me doing my assignments ...
     
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  7. android nothing human inside Registered Senior Member

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    Death is inevitable, especially if society is left in the hands of the weak (GWB and Jesse Jackson come to mind).
     
  8. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    These people call this music Satanic. It's your favorite type and you listen to it a lot. Yet you have no idea how to practice Satan worship?

    I'd have to say these idiots are wrong!
     
  9. DarkEyedBeauty Pirate. Registered Senior Member

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    I don't mean, you're going to die because of it...I mean...watch out, when you do, it won't be pretty(...in the even that there is something to worry about at all).
     
  10. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    I think it involves marijuana and repeated viewings of quality films such as "SS Extermination Love Camp"
     
  11. gurglingmonkey More Amazing in RL Registered Senior Member

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    You have to listen to the Satanic music backwards to get the instructions... that's how the Great Satan does these things.... backwards... I dunno why.... frankly I don't argue with him.
     
  12. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    There's no god therefore no satan.
     
  13. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    What music do you listen to that makes you satanic?

    All that metal breeds satanist stuff is bullshit. Narrow minded statements from narrowminded people.
     
  14. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    No, you have to listen to "Chicago" songs backwards...

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  15. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    There are only good and bad people in this world and a few that ride the fence betwen them both.
     
  16. gurglingmonkey More Amazing in RL Registered Senior Member

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    You know what's hilarious... i got locker #666. hehe...
     
  17. Russ723 Relatively Hairless Ape Registered Senior Member

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    I love Little Nicky!
     

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