World's First Sex Robot Revealed

Discussion in 'Intelligence & Machines' started by madanthonywayne, Jan 11, 2010.

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  1. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    I heard he met a girl by the railway tracks, but did he ever find her head?
     
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  5. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Oh dear god the world is going to end! and I never even saw paris....
     
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  7. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    wow, I thought everyone has seen Paris by now.
     
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  9. spidergoat Valued Senior Member

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    Good point, I'm not having sex with anything that doesn't poop!
     
  10. pjdude1219 screw watergate i want to know about zaragate Valued Senior Member

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    Have you been in a sex shop?
     
  11. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Don't worry spidey, it can still do anal.

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  12. BlueRidge Registered Senior Member

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    I've been sitting here wondering. How do you perform quality control on something like this? Whose the lucky guy that gets to take a stab at it (no pun). How do you word it on your resume? How might you get fired from a job like that? How does your supervisor rank you on your annual performance reviews?

    Moaning not convincing?
    Failed to shoot, shot too soon?
    Pelvic rhythm inadequate, too fast?
    Employee BROKE the device?
     
  13. soullust Registered Senior Member

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    OMG, the super geeks megga dream come true
     
  14. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    If they build one for women I imagine the emphasis behind its programming would be to be able to talk non stop as long as desired...and constantly throw in the occasional compliment...

    Beep beep beep beep ''your hair looks pretty today''...

    Beep beep beep beep ''you smell marvelous!!''..
     
  15. domesticated om Interplanetary homesteader Valued Senior Member

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    You just need to wait for the reloadable "Deluxe model"
     
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