Work hard at work?

Shouldn't you set your aims higher than Paris Hilton. I mean half the world have done her, me including.

Why not go for a nice girl like Pamela Anderson?

 

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brilliant

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If you knew my bosses when I used to work for them you'd understand why

I threatened them to make a pay raise.

 

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Sometimes bosses actually like people who stand up for themselves.

 

I worked high rises and they always were under me. I think they got the message when a rather large object almost hit them.

 

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"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."
Mark Twain

 

I'd just drop a few pounds of iron on him from say 10 stories up and say it

was an accident, thet happens all the time around construction sites.

 

Another way I got a raise was hiring a privite investigator and let them

watch the boss to see if he cheats on his wife, many of them do, then

confront the boss with the evidence and ask for a raise or his wife gets the

pictures! That works every time!

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Perhaps this is the reason you keep getting fired. You obviously are lazy and seek to determine the minimum work you can do without being fired. Then, when your output falls below that minimum, you blame it on "personality"

While it is correct that personality plays a role, most employers are willing to put up with an annoying person if he is a good worker. But an annoying lazy person, gone.

Why not try an approach I learned from my grandfather on your next job? What he told me is this. When you start a new job, bust your ass the first few weeks. You will get the reputation of being a good worker. After that, you can go back to your normal slovenly ways but no one will notice. Because they already know you're a good worker.

 

i love a good work out so i try to work hard is like having a workout and getting out they seem to put money in my pocket for doing this instead of me paying money at the gym to use their equipment i get paid to use the equipment at work

it works for me to satay fit and healthy getting paid for it is a bonus

 

I do psycho aerobics myself. Have you ever tried that?

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Work as hard as you can.

Even if you don't get a raise. Your boss will be grateful to have such a great worker on his team.

 

If I didn't get a raise after 2 years of working anywhere I would just get up

and leave. To be told that you're doing a fine job is only "lip service" and

doesn't put food on the families table does it.

 

I do just enough work not to get fired I reckon - but I work at a really laid back snowboard place so its aloud

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I agree ! At this point a tap on the back doesn't cut it. You want to see more money in your wallet. This boss that is so grateful to have you on his team, is probably gettting a raise!

 

bloody hell there are a lot of lazy arsed capitalists on here. no matter how much good you do with the money you earn, unless you work hard for it you may aswell have stolen it. stleaing from the rich to give to the poor is still stealing.

 

This is how the united states is falling apart and leading the world down the hole. We lead by example and the example we have is something bad.
Think of the world as a family and the United States as the older brother, what would happen to all the other siblings if the older brother slacks off?
Yeah, make buddy with the boss, but that implies that you must be enemies with someone else. (push the blame of slacking to somewhere else)

 

working hard is paying lipservice to the capitalist pigs.