A Really Funny Joke Adam is sitting around in the Garden of Eden and he is getting veeery bored. He has named all the animals, weeded the flower beds, and basically done jall he can think of to keep busy. Being perfect he got it done very quickly. So he sits down to rest a little from his morning walk and notices something. Looking around Adam noticed all the animals had mates. He wasn't sure what was happening but he had a very weird feeling. Adam was getting lonely. So Adam started wondering around the Garden waiting for God to get back from creating the rest of the universe. Now of course because God is omnipotent he noticed and sent a messenger to Adam. "Adam, God wants to know whats wrong." the angel said (even though he knew, he asked because he didn't want to go back to heaven right away). "Awww nothing, just waiting to see what God wants done next." Adam sighed. "Come on Adam, God knows all so hiding it won't do you any good." "Alright, alright. I am just bored and a little lonely because God is so busy completing the universe we never get to talk anymore." Rebukingly the angel said "Adam, you know that you can always talk to God." " I know its just not the same because he doesn't always answer." "Well Adam, God said you have done such a great job that you can have anything you want, within reason of course. I imagine that will be a mate?" "Oh yes! Can you make her beautiful and kind and caring and passionate and loyal and brave and honest and steadfast and even-tempered and rational and nurturing and...." "Woah, Adam." The angel interuppted "You realize a mate with all of that will cost you an arm and a leg?" "Oh." says Adam dissapointedly "Well what could I get for a rib?"