Women are evil proof

Discussion in 'Human Science' started by Joeman, Jun 3, 2002.

  1. Joeman Eviiiiiiiil Clown Registered Senior Member

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    I got this from Erin (Mallory Knox). It is good for a laugh.

    Women takes time and money.

    Women = time x money

    Time IS money

    Women = money x money = money ^ 2

    Money is the root of all evil

    money = sqrt(evil)
    => money^2 = evil

    since women = money^2

    women = evil :)
     
  2. Oxygen One Hissy Kitty Registered Senior Member

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    That reminded me of a couple I saw at a fair once. He was your stereotypical beer-gutted redneck, she was just a typical chick. He was wearing one of those "Ten Reasons A Beer Is Better Than A Woman" t-shirts that I find so stupid. I walked up and gave his shirt a glance (I, too, am a chick) and told him "Oh yeah? Next time you're hot and horny, go @#$% a beer can." She giggled in appreciation of my sentiments, and he had a great sense of humor about it too. (I made sure my facial expression said that I wasn't serious.) He said that if I didn't like the shirt he'd happily take it off, which he did, revealing a HUGE beer gut and breasts that most women don't have, all adorned with plenty of chest and back hair and generally disgusting looking. It was quite a laugh. I guess you had to be there, especially when I begged him to put it back on.:eek:
     
  3. ~The_Chosen~ Registered Senior Member

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    Don't spend money on women. You are't a man if you. Make sure they are worth it first then spend money on them.

    DOn't buy dinner on the first date, that = pussy whipped :D
     
  4. temporary_illusion Goatgirl Registered Senior Member

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    Sorry to get technical, but the LOVE of money is the root of all evil..

    So does that mean that the love of women is evil?

    In that cause, we should all like guys?
     
  5. Zero Banned

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    !? Where is this discussion going...

    Guys and Girls are destined to like each other!!! Entropy has decreed. We must obey Her will!!!!:D

    Seriously, it is a biological mechanism designed to make sure we mate and get our genes passed on. To make kids and get the human race going. Which leads to the conclusion that gays are useless. And abnormal.
     
  6. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Zero:
    I thought you were arguing that sex is about commitment?

    Oh well.

    As a matter of fact, homosexuality is neither useless nor abnormal, evolutionarily speaking. It frees resources for a small population, while providing extra care for the young.

    Since most gays can pass as heteros (Oscar Wilde had, like, four children), homosexuality actually fulfills an evolutionary niche.

    I'm going under the impression that you're an athiest/agnostic....so I'm not going to speak of religious objections, nor do they really concern me.

    I shall simply say that religious fundamentalism is the worst "lifestyle choice" of all.
     
  7. Firefly Registered Senior Member

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    This is all assuming women adhere to the rules of physics and maths. :p
     
  8. Merlijn curious cat Registered Senior Member

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    trust me most don't.... now I am scared of those who do!
     
  9. Zero Banned

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    No, Xev. I argue that love is a biological mechanism that ensures the reproduction of our species. I did not say that it is not commitment. The act of bearing children and cherishing them requires love with commitment.

    Many different species have different methods of breeding and raising young. Our species apparently has no set breeding season, and takes care of young for a long time (or should).

    Any thoughts? They are welcome.
     
  10. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    Men takes time and money.

    Men = time x money

    Time IS money

    Men = money x money = money ^ 2

    Money is the root of all evil

    money = sqrt(evil)
    => money^2 = evil

    since men = money^2

    Men = evil

    = This is my take on that equation. Since all the men I know are more money hungry than any woman I know.....

    Just a thought....

    Ya... okay..... And vise versa... I wouldnt spend a dime on any man I know (at the moment) and I only expect the same in return. I wouldnt take any gifts or money from anyone... but if your on a first date, I think it would make a good impression. Thats why I offer to pay all the time... Its just a nice gesture, has nothing to do with being a man, or a woman. It has something to do with being a good human being.

    .... Its okay... you'll learn one day:)
     
  11. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    Whoa!

    That's so cool, Joeman! :D

    Here's another "twisted logic" thing:
    One horse has 4 legs. No horse has 2 more legs than one horse. My horse has 4 more legs than no horse does. Therefore my horse has 10 legs.

    Cool, eh? :D
     
  12. lotuseatsvipers CloseMindedBob Registered Senior Member

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    WELCOME TO 1993, ENJOY YOUR STAY!
     
  13. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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  14. ~The_Chosen~ Registered Senior Member

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    *stRgrl*

    Hahahahaha :)

    I see nice guys buying girls lots of stuff on the first date, they don't even know each other. The point of the date is to get to know each other more on a personal level, not to seek approval and buy gifts...:D

    Guy: I hope she will like me when I buy her this nice gift on our first date together....

    I'll learn someday? LoL ;) First date, you pay for yourself...you never know what women are up to, for all we care, they could be having other dates with other guys in the next week.

    Point is, when I have many dates with different women, I don't go out buying gifts with all of them on the first date, that = chump behavior. Who knows if the women is even worth it? What's the whole point of dating? To see if you have found a potential mate. If a women does not fit my standards, she's out. :)
     
  15. ripleofdeath Registered Senior Member

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    hey all

    :D

    i like the ??? poem/oxy-equation

    its a use of fundermentaly flawed philosophy!!!

    and it is used to block free thought
    it resides in your subconsues

    GOOD LUCK IF YOU WISH TO TRY TO BECOME A REAL FREE THINKING person!!!

    the cards are perposely stacked against us all!!!


    Merlijn ..... too funny!!! :D you hit the nail on the head :)
    sorta

    *stRgrL* ... you know the true story!!!
    dont mix it with rage or anger!
    just LOL
    it makes it all a little bit easyer.
    :)

    ~The_Chosen~
    nice explanation
    but...
    remeber you are fighting brainwashing
    so be gentle!!!
    :)

    groove on all
     
  16. Hansarde Registered Senior Member

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  17. SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    sometimes i wish i had kept my logic textbook so i could look up the latin names i forgot.

    i don't need to remember the names to know that this is invalid logic.
     
  18. lotuseatsvipers CloseMindedBob Registered Senior Member

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    wow, swedishfish can take a joke!
     

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