Woman marries dolphin

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/woman-marries-dolphin/2006/01/01/1136050339590.html

We men are on the way out.

 

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So long, and thanks for all the fish!

 

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Dolphins are supposedly both oversexed and quite well endowed in all the places that count. Good luck keeping him faithful though.

If dolphins turn out to be sapient, would it even be beastiality? I would think it would have the same legal status as having sex with a klingon if they were real.

 

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in fact, dolphins have a habit of being "lady beaters" and "rapists".
i almost feel bad for the lady the first time she burns his dinner, or walks more than 10 feet from him.
*shrug*
:m:

 

How she could burn raw, probably living, fish is beyond me. Also, if things get a little too tense for her, she can always use something called legs and get out of the water.

 

I would realy love to see their offspring.

 

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ROFLMBO!

 

though i don't know how much truth is involed in it but as men what can i say" strat killing dolphins they are stealing our womens".

 

If the offspring look like Cato's hypothesis, I fully endorse womman-dolphin luvvin.

 

Dolphins are allowed to enter into contracts in Israel? No wonder Sharon had a stroke...

 

So no to gay marriage, but yes to dolphins?

 

Where the heck did THAT come from, bell?

 

Good one, Bell.
How do you tell a dolphin's gender anyway? All their parts are fully retractable.

 

Easy, Clockwood. Give them a TV remote for a nearby set. If they turn on ESPN, they're guys. If they turn on QVC, they're girls.