Woman marries dolphin

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  1. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/woman-marries-dolphin/2006/01/01/1136050339590.html

    We men are on the way out.
     
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  3. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

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    So long, and thanks for all the fish!
     
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  5. Clockwood You Forgot Poland Registered Senior Member

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    Dolphins are supposedly both oversexed and quite well endowed in all the places that count. Good luck keeping him faithful though.

    If dolphins turn out to be sapient, would it even be beastiality? I would think it would have the same legal status as having sex with a klingon if they were real.
     
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  7. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    in fact, dolphins have a habit of being "lady beaters" and "rapists".
    i almost feel bad for the lady the first time she burns his dinner, or walks more than 10 feet from him.
    *shrug*
    :m:
     
  8. Clockwood You Forgot Poland Registered Senior Member

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    How she could burn raw, probably living, fish is beyond me. Also, if things get a little too tense for her, she can always use something called legs and get out of the water.
     
  9. dzerzhinsky Communist Registered Senior Member

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    I would realy love to see their offspring.
     
  10. cato less hate, more science Registered Senior Member

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  11. Marlin Registered Senior Member

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    ROFLMBO!
     
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  13. Clockwood You Forgot Poland Registered Senior Member

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    If the offspring look like Cato's hypothesis, I fully endorse womman-dolphin luvvin.
     
  14. Oxygen One Hissy Kitty Registered Senior Member

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    Dolphins are allowed to enter into contracts in Israel? No wonder Sharon had a stroke...
     
  15. angrybellsprout paultard since 2002 Registered Senior Member

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    So no to gay marriage, but yes to dolphins?
     
  16. Oxygen One Hissy Kitty Registered Senior Member

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    Where the heck did THAT come from, bell?
     
  17. Clockwood You Forgot Poland Registered Senior Member

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    Good one, Bell.
    How do you tell a dolphin's gender anyway? All their parts are fully retractable.
     
  18. Oxygen One Hissy Kitty Registered Senior Member

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    Easy, Clockwood. Give them a TV remote for a nearby set. If they turn on ESPN, they're guys. If they turn on QVC, they're girls.
     

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