Wolverine: The indestructible superhero

Discussion in 'SciFi & Fantasy' started by Frisbinator, Oct 12, 2005.

  1. Roman Banned Banned

    Messages:
    11,560
    If I was Wolverine, I would do so much blow....

    And hookers.

    Who I'd gut.
     
  2. Google AdSense Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  3. MJ12 Commando The Last Cyborg Spamurai Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    46
    The Shrike could wipe the floor with Wolvie.

    In an instant.

    Wolverine has six claws, the Shrike has about five billion blades.

    ...and it's fast.

    Scary fast.

    You know the scene in the Matrix where Neo dodges bullets? The Shrike can do that with lasers.

    A Core Commander from TA could do it too.

    D-Gun him, he'd be a collection of random free-floating subatomic particles. No regenerating from that.
     
  4. Google AdSense Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  5. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,224
    Well, that's a given. The Shrike could kill pretty much every fucking thing. As you've said at SB, the shrike moves and and thinks significantly faster than light speed. That reaction time and quickness in predicting his opponent's next move means it'll win against pretty much everything below omnipotence.
     
  6. Google AdSense Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  7. Roman Banned Banned

    Messages:
    11,560
    How do you move faster than lightspeed in the atmosphere without incinerating? If you can withstand that much energy, why not just take the lasers like a man?
     
  8. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,224
    Because dodging kicks ass. It shows that you can...dodge...uh...stuff. . . .
     
  9. MJ12 Commando The Last Cyborg Spamurai Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    46
    The Shrike uses phase-shift technology...

    Short summary: It changes the flow of time so you move faster while not causing massive sonic booms and such.

    Besides, the person dodging the laser beams was Kassad, someone much weaker than the Shrike, wearing a phase-shift suit. The Shrike doesn't really dodge, it just kills you before you can shoot.

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!



    The Shrike is a four-armed god which outspeeds someone wearing same. And can cut through it, a feat thought to be impossible.
     
  10. Chuck Norris Rules Registered Member

    Messages:
    1
    Quite blatently, none of you know what you are talking about! Chuck Norris could kill everyone in the Marvel World - even that biyatch Wolvie (i see some of you have adopted a cute little name for him, so intimate).

    This is why Chuck would win -

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

    If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

    Case closed methinks!
     
  11. mars13 give me liberty Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,085
    you do realize all these wimps are spit compared to vegeta.


    allthou that chuck norris stuff was funny as hell.
     
    Last edited: Jan 26, 2006
  12. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,326
    He has a beard. No-one with a beard can kick wolverines ass, it's a biological fact

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!



    I'm liking the Commander idea from TA, but I've always sided with ARM.
     
  13. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,574
    Yeah actually I agree with chuck norris rules.
    Didn't chuck norris once hold a grizzly bear down long enough to have sex with it?
    I sincerely doubt wolverine could do that. He wouldn't even try.
    Norris pretty much can't be matched.
    The only question mark I have is macguyver.
     
  14. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,224
    But vegeta looks like a carrot.
     
  15. Fafnir665 You just got served. Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,979
    Vegeta may well be one of the most powerful beings in the galaxy. But hes no Goku.
     
  16. TW Scott Minister of Technology Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,149
    And Goku is no Old One
     
  17. mountainhare Banned Banned

    Messages:
    3,287
    Wolverine could beat Magneto!?

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Any dumbasses who make the above claim need to be slapped upside the head. Magneto would clean the floor with Wolverine. Metal laced skeleton... oh dearie me...
     
  18. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,224
    But his hair looks retarded.
     
  19. mars13 give me liberty Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,085
    the vegeta goku fight never gets finished. my moneys on vegeta,if anyone could beat goku its him.


    and what kind of hair do you want vegeta to have? a crew cut?mohawk? a bald spot?
     
  20. MJ12 Commando The Last Cyborg Spamurai Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    46
    The Fucking Shrike could possibly take out *GOKU*. Last time I checked, Goku>Vegeta.
     
  21. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,224
    Something that doesn't make his head look like a carrot.
     
  22. Clockwood You Forgot Poland Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,467
    The key to beating the shrike is a crapload of corks.
     
  23. Zephyr Humans are ONE Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,371
    Hold on, there's something very wrong with this scenario. I have never seen Mickey drink beer.

    I reckon ol' Macros the Black could incinerate Wolverine. Maybe even Rand al Thor could manage with that banefire of his.
     

Share This Page