Wiping after "Number 2"

What about scrunching or folding toilet paper?

 

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3 of my chimps are double jointed so I can scrunch or fold them.

 

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I see a couple more "standers" join the fray. And once again they are too ashamed to proclaim themselves.

No one has spoken of the bodet.

What about the hole in the floor toilet? I suppose you're neither sitting nor standing when you use it.Squatting would be the term, I guess.

 

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In finland you have the added option of showering your ass.

 

I'm one of the "standers".

A question for the sitters...
Do you put your hand down between your legs (seems like there would be a leverage issue there, especially if you wipe from front to back) or do you reach around the back (that seems like it could get messy)?

 

Those hole in the floor things I have mostly seen in Asia.

I assume you mean these:

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You're supposed to squat over that thing??
The shit lands where? On the dry "shelf" there?

 

Well... yes.

The site where I found that picture also has a kind of instruction.

Look here

 

I seem to recall a documentary on middle east toilets being even more of a hole in the ground. Just a round pipe about 4 inches or so in diameter. Better be a good shot. I suppose a lot of people crap outside where the height of toilet technology is an open pipe in the floor.

Check this out. (Unrelated to previous discussion, but funny anyway.)

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Ha! That pic is hilarious!

The corn factor is amazing. Why cant the stomach process it? Peanuts are cool also. Eat a bag of peanuts and you can shit out a payday candybar.

 

we are all talking about the arse wipe.( but he's left the forum) but what about the humble finger, you know the one, thats finger licking good.
papers for wimps, wipe yours with your fingers, and then shake hands with your neighbour.
and if you cant find a neighbour, clean under your finger nails, with your teeth.
fuck washing your hands, scratch your plums as well, and then pick your nose.
just like a redneck.
shucss gawd dam, dang blast, shiiite, I is a redneck.
looks like ya'all is needin sum help wit yer shitin, you whana git rida dat stuff, ifin ya needs sum help, wood ya like me ta git sum fer ya?.
Iis awful good at squeezin heads, infin ya'all ar doin da nine nnnns

 

Preacher,

You're a stander, aren't you? I bet you look at it in the mirror while you wipe too.

By the way, what happened to the apostrophes? Is that phase over now? Enjoy the vacation?

 

He probably stands and does a back to front between his legs.

 

Invert

I learned from a lovely lady once that this applies to men as well, for different reasons. She told me, and I'm not kidding, that she hates men who wipe from back to front cause, according to her, residue collects on the pills and when she goes down on them she can smell it...

Ladies, is this true?

 

Wow. I never considered that. It is certainly a possibility. I've never had a woman complain but... shit. Who knows?

A reason to wipe front to back...

I can't conceive of changing.

It's a matter of leverage. I mean you're pushing instead of pulling. How do you do it? Scootch forward on the seat and reach around behind you? I'm guessing this is where the standing up phenomena comes from.

My god, if this is true this might make shitting uncomfortable for a while. Until I adapt.

Damn. The things I do to have my balls sucked... Or rather, since no woman has complained, just to make it better for the girls. I'm such a fuckin' gentleman.

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Edit: Then again, if she's a good enough girl, she'd gladly lick the old cornhole anyway.

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Rusty Trombone anyone?

 

yeah, I agree. Beyond the "shit-on-balls" factor (as valid as I'm sure that is), it's just a matter of leverage and ease for me. I can't imagine a scenario where wiping back to front would make sense.

 

You are allowed to shower once in a while.

 

them there apostrophes is in eavan wit gawd, dats were das is.
yep I is a standa, I has to elsein I falls down the well.
I is yo'sin ma clean hand, to writ with now.

 

No hand is ever clean.

 

I was thinking the same thing about back to front. With the standard normal-human technique (front to back), you're pulling upwards. I figured back to fronters would need to push downwards.

Ahhh so you really go between the legs? Bizarre.
Ofcourse you reach behind yourself, thats where your ass is, I don't see the big deal. My massive package wouldn't allow for a hand between the legs, and it seems so effeminate anyway.
You need to change your ways, not just for girls sucking your balls, but for the sake of your own self worth. How could you feel like a man while reaching between your legs to wipe your ass from back to front? It'd be impossible to maintain your dignity.
Do you bring the shitty toilet paper back out through a gap between your legs?
Ugh, I never thought I knew you as such, but I didn't realise how different you could be as a person. I feel uncomfortable even posting in your direction now I know this.
You're like an alien.