wich chemical for dissolving bone?

Discussion in 'Chemistry' started by EmptyForceOfChi, Aug 30, 2007.

  1. EmptyForceOfChi Banned

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    what is the best chemical to use if you wanted to despose of a body, for example human.


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  2. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    vinegar? lye?
     
  3. EmptyForceOfChi Banned

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    not fast enough.

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  4. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    woodchipperonium?
     
  5. Enmos Moderator

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    Any acid, Hydrochloric acid for example will do the job fine. What are you planning.. ? lol
     
  6. spidergoat alien lie form Valued Senior Member

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    nitroglycerin
     
  7. Enmos Moderator

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    Hydrofluoric acid (HF) is supposedly the best chemical to dispose of human flesh/bone.
    So you should go with that i guess. Who did you kill ? ;)

     
  8. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    LOL, yep, that will definitely take care of it.
     
  9. spidergoat alien lie form Valued Senior Member

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    A large tank of propane.
     
  10. EmptyForceOfChi Banned

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    hey im asking the questions here!.


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  11. EmptyForceOfChi Banned

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    something in bottle form :). (that fits into a car maybe).

    isnt that like super dangerous?

    this sounds good.

    yeah without blowing up my house would be nice. :)



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  12. Billy T Please use Sugar Cane Alcohol Fuel Moderator

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    Nitroglycerin
    You just said dispose of a "a human body" - doesn't yours qualify as one? :D
     
  13. EmptyForceOfChi Banned

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    lol yeah, but i didnt have that in mind :). and this human body i speak of (lets call him tyrone), is hypothetical.


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  14. Billy T Please use Sugar Cane Alcohol Fuel Moderator

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    Ok, then I suggest one of the acids, but if you have chilled poor Tyrone, I also suggest you thaw him out first.

    If that is a photo of you, it seems like you could do that OK. ;)

    Perhaps if you do thaw him, you may not want to dispose of his body. :shrug:

    Good luck in any case.
     
  15. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    EEGADS woman what are you considering? What is your problem that you want this information?
     
  16. EmptyForceOfChi Banned

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    hey thats a picture of my wife, tyrone is not chilled, he does not exist right now.

    what happens if you apply acid to a frozen subject? something exciting i take it.


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  17. EmptyForceOfChi Banned

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    what does eegads mean? and there is no problem, i just want a hypothetical solution. why does everybody assume something fishy is going on.


    this is perfectly normal scientific debate. ;)

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  18. Exhumed Self ******. Registered Senior Member

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    This is when it started looking fishy:

    :bugeye:

    btw, I don't know about in the UK (where I think you're from?), but in the US you couldn't easily obtain a large enough quantity to dissolve a human body. : O
     
  19. leopold i miss my coco. Valued Senior Member

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    well he bragged about torturing people inside his house.
    the fucking idiot could be up to anything.
    i believe he should be reported to the authorities.
     
  20. Billy T Please use Sugar Cane Alcohol Fuel Moderator

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    No - I was just applying a useful "rule of thumb" (not always even approximately correct) which is that chemical process proceed at half the rate every time you drop the INITIAL temperature by 10 degrees C. (If the reaction is exothermic the heat released rapidly increases the reaction rate - reason why "initial" is in all caps.)

    As someone has suggested "woodchopperium" I will add:

    "bulldogium" and "sharkium"
     
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