Why would you put guarana in shampoo????

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by visceral_instinct, Sep 13, 2008.

  1. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,918
    A while ago I got a gay men's magazine (I know, I know. Don't ask. ) and there was a free sachet of shampoo with it. It says there's guarana in it. Why would you put that in shampoo? I thought guarana was a caffeine like substance...
     
  2. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
    To wake you up in the morning? A little bit of pep right through the skin.
    I don't think it would be on your scalp long enough to work, but a fool and his money are soon parted, so...
     
  3. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,918
    good point..
     
  4. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
    and about that gay men's magazine.....what's up with that? lol
     
  5. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,918
    I just got it so I could letch at all the guys in it...twas the closest thing to some porn I could get my hands on.
     
  6. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,340
    Do they make women's porn magazines?
     
  7. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
  8. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
    no they make romance novels with very explicit sex scenes.

    Ok, they do have Playgirl, but I don't know of anyone who ever bought more than 1
     
  9. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,918
    I can't get women's porn around here. I have to go on the net for that.
     
  10. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
    Shampoo people!! Shampoo!
     
  11. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,918
  12. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
  13. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,571
    Do girls ever look at pictures of men spreading their ass cheeks? Or would you ever watch a video that just had a guy spreading his ass cheeks, puckering his anus and talking dirty? I just find the image of a girl looking at something like that and being like "fuck yeah, that's good stuff" hilarious.

    One time I tried this shampoo at my mothers house and I swear it felt like cocaine was being rubbed into my scalp, didn't read the ingredients but it was fucking amazing.
     
  14. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    72,822
    Nyah!

    I like this one

    http://www.undergear.com/Product/Se...992150/P-F702LBAzz/I-F702_M_BA/navtheme/brand


    Probably a mint rinse.
     
  15. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,918
    No you stupid worthless fucker. There were no pictures of men's anuses in there, though there were a lot of nice pictures of near naked men. I know it's a strange concept for you, but there's more to gay men's lives than their ANUSES.
     
  16. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    6,942
    Why even bother to go to the Interweb thingie when you can get all your beefcake here!

    Check out these guns, baby! LOL!!!

    [​IMG]

    Check out the sexy look on my face! It's just dreamy!

    Ok...you can stop laughing now.
     
  17. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
    mac, how tall are you?
     
  18. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    6,942
    5' 5"...except when I wear my "KISS" boots...then I'm 5' 11'
     
  19. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
    I'm so jealous.
    [​IMG]
     
  20. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    6,942
    Those must have belonged to Paul Stanley.

    I like to wear these, with nothing but a metalic silver g-string, and go to the mall.

    [​IMG]

    Dude (ette) ....If I was like...a totally evil overlord...I would like SO wear these everyday.
     
    Last edited: Sep 14, 2008

Share This Page