Why would you put guarana in shampoo????

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by visceral_instinct, Sep 13, 2008.

  1. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,917
    A while ago I got a gay men's magazine (I know, I know. Don't ask. ) and there was a free sachet of shampoo with it. It says there's guarana in it. Why would you put that in shampoo? I thought guarana was a caffeine like substance...
     
  2. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  3. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
    To wake you up in the morning? A little bit of pep right through the skin.
    I don't think it would be on your scalp long enough to work, but a fool and his money are soon parted, so...
     
  4. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  5. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,917
    good point..
     
  6. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  7. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
    and about that gay men's magazine.....what's up with that? lol
     
  8. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,917
    I just got it so I could letch at all the guys in it...twas the closest thing to some porn I could get my hands on.
     
  9. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,343
    Do they make women's porn magazines?
     
  10. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
  11. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
    no they make romance novels with very explicit sex scenes.

    Ok, they do have Playgirl, but I don't know of anyone who ever bought more than 1
     
  12. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,917
    I can't get women's porn around here. I have to go on the net for that.
     
  13. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
    Shampoo people!! Shampoo!
     
  14. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,917
  15. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
  16. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,571
    Do girls ever look at pictures of men spreading their ass cheeks? Or would you ever watch a video that just had a guy spreading his ass cheeks, puckering his anus and talking dirty? I just find the image of a girl looking at something like that and being like "fuck yeah, that's good stuff" hilarious.

    One time I tried this shampoo at my mothers house and I swear it felt like cocaine was being rubbed into my scalp, didn't read the ingredients but it was fucking amazing.
     
  17. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    72,822
    Nyah!

    I like this one

    http://www.undergear.com/Product/Se...992150/P-F702LBAzz/I-F702_M_BA/navtheme/brand


    Probably a mint rinse.
     
  18. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,917
    No you stupid worthless fucker. There were no pictures of men's anuses in there, though there were a lot of nice pictures of near naked men. I know it's a strange concept for you, but there's more to gay men's lives than their ANUSES.
     
  19. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    6,942
    Why even bother to go to the Interweb thingie when you can get all your beefcake here!

    Check out these guns, baby! LOL!!!

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!



    Check out the sexy look on my face! It's just dreamy!

    Ok...you can stop laughing now.
     
  20. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
    mac, how tall are you?
     
  21. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    6,942
    5' 5"...except when I wear my "KISS" boots...then I'm 5' 11'
     
  22. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,822
    I'm so jealous.

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  23. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    6,942
    Those must have belonged to Paul Stanley.

    I like to wear these, with nothing but a metalic silver g-string, and go to the mall.

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!



    Dude (ette) ....If I was like...a totally evil overlord...I would like SO wear these everyday.
     
    Last edited: Sep 14, 2008

Share This Page