# Why Have No Girlfriend?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by sderenzi, Dec 2, 2006.

1. ### sderenziBannedBanned

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Suggest to me why I've no girlfriend, me lonely :-(

3. ### GenjiRegistered Senior Member

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Cuz you're a closet homosexual??

5. ### Prince_JamesPlutarch (Mickey's Dog)Registered Senior Member

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Genji:

Can I video tape you convincing him of this fact? Wink wink?

7. ### Mr AnonymousGuest

Because you don't bladdy well do anything except winge on about it all the live long day and exude neediness - that and view anything with breasts and a pulse exclusively in terms of the potential of having sex with them, no real connection with them as human beings in the slightest.

You see a woman, all you see them in is in terms of them possessing a vagina.

Scrape yourself $250.00 dollars together and procure the services of a reputable whore - finally do something to get some of that yeuuuuk! out of your system once and for all - then with the remaining$50.00 sign up for a speed dating evening and see how it goes. You won't be in anyones company for long enough to fuck a single thing up so you won't have to rely on the usual excuses of either shyness or depression to get in the way.

In short - quit the fuck obsessing and bladdy well do things...

Though preferably not, under any circumstances, the actual things your bladdy head seems inclined to lean towards.

8. ### KilljoyPropelling The Farce!!Valued Senior Member

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Do you hand all the gals you meet little questionaires with polls on them asking silly questions?

Or this.

9. ### leopoldValued Senior Member

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great responses all around.

10. ### TimeTravelerImmortalistRegistered Senior Member

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Because you have never asked a girl to be your girlfriend. It's as easy as asking. I think it's more difficult to find a person worth asking.

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12. ### sderenziBannedBanned

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Me wants girlfriend badly, frustrated not find any :-(~ Try be nice no work, they ignore....

13. ### StaringIntoTheAbyssRegistered Member

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Here's my thoughts: why do you want a girlfriend so badly? Is it because you are unhappy and expect a girl to make you feel wanted, thus making you happy?

Well on the flipside as a guy, I wouldn't want to date a girl who couldn't find happiness alone, because then it would be up to me to make her happy. I would want someone who can be happy alone, and would bring that happiness into the relationship. If you go out searching for girls with a desperation in your thoughts, you will most likely wind up settling for someone you are incompatible with, but you will brush off those incompatibilities in hopes that you can work around them. Just ask yourself: why do I want a girlfriend so badly?

14. ### sderenziBannedBanned

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True, me just lonely an wanna cuddle with girl, makeout :-( I will think on this sir an thank you. Mostly I am content but want sex LOL But cuddling and having someone to give flowers to would be very fun :-Z

15. ### draqonBannedBanned

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here are different things to consider as why:

1) you feel you are gay
2) you dont want a girlfriend
3) you are too much enclosed in work
4) you are too serious about life and strive for perfection <-me
5) you are not confident in yourself <-me again
6) your body is not up to what a woman desires <-me oncemore
7) you are too depressed to change anything in life, such us get a gf
8) you do not understand/respect/appreciate women...because they are either too ugly or too beutifull...to ugly and you dont want them and too beautifull and you feel like you are not worth for them. <-me
9) there are some other alien-who-knows reasons...

16. ### Communist HamsterCricetulus griseus leninusValued Senior Member

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Because you have no self confidence. You just need to be brazen and lay on the double entrendres, and the other flirting stuff.

EDIT: Also, how old are you?

17. ### Baron MaxRegistered Senior Member

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You don't need no girlfriend! In fact, the very last thing you need is a damned girl/woman hangin' around! She'll cause you nothin' but trouble.

Lonely? Get a good dog ...you'll be happier by far. Women ain't gonna' be nothin' but trouble for you.

For sex? Get a good goat or sheep!

Baron Max

18. ### Prince_JamesPlutarch (Mickey's Dog)Registered Senior Member

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I am convinced that you are either good with women or not. If not, you just have to work with what you have.

19. ### AmishRakeFightRemember, remember.Registered Senior Member

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Jesus Christ, Sdrenzi, I've tried to help you time and time again. But you refuse to listen! You post your needy, whiny posts on SciForums instead of getting out there and trying to get some results.

Here is a big key to getting girls: you will NEVER GET and KEEP a girl by sitting on your computer. You may be able to GET her by lying in some online dating profile, but you will never KEEP her once she's met you.

And internet dating is the easiest kind of getting girls.

Sdrenzi, I've sent you PM after PM trying to convince you to at least try out what I've said. But, unforunately, your belief system is so limiting that you refuse to even acknowlege that what I'm saying is both:
a) True
b) Attainable

If you cannot attract a woman, you are, by definition, sterile. Without attracting a woman, there is no way to pass your genes on to future generations, therefore effectively neutering you. Congratulations.

So take off your dress and end this little tea party. I've given you the nuclear bomb of interpersonal dynamics and you blow it off as fictional, so without a stepping out of your comfort zone a little bit, you will get NOTHING done in this arena.

Good luck then, chief.

AmishRakeFight

Edit: And you don't have a girlfriend because you are needy, you qualify yourself way too much out of lack of self-respect for yourself and lack of confidence, you have no social value for her, you're outcome seeking, and since you obviously desperate to get a girlfriend, you make yourself way to supplicating for a woman of any quality to enjoy. By the way, women are much more intuitive than men, and can SMELL these traits on you. Therefore, when you try out "pickup lines" and "double entrendes" and stuff, they DO NOT WORK, and actually work counterproductive to you. The reason for this is that while you're SAYING one thing, your body language and subcommunication (voice tonality, pacing, eye contact, ect) betrays you because you are not CONGRUENT. Congruency is necessary to not creeping a girl out, and congruency between our beliefs and our real-world results it's something we should all strive for.

You might make good marriage potential, though

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20. ### MuslimImmortalValued Senior Member

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You have to have confidence. And need to get out more, theres always desperate girls on a Tuesday at the local market try that.

21. ### S.A.M.uniquely dreadfulValued Senior Member

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You don't have a girlfriend because all the women you've met so far have a great deal of sense. However, there must be women dumb enough to go out even with guys like you. Keep looking.

22. ### leopoldValued Senior Member

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true.
but what exactly is "good with women". i too seemed to have this quality.

23. ### Prince_JamesPlutarch (Mickey's Dog)Registered Senior Member

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"Good with women" seems to be a natural charm and charisma. A magnetism. The ability for some men to have what women desire. To figure them out. It may be singular or it may be plural. All that I know is this: I have heard of no one truly gaining much in the way of better skills with women in practice. I've heard some stories of success through say, "winning friends" strategies, but still, the "natural knack" seems to be found in a minority only, with some being hopelessly inept.