Why does a bear shit in the woods?

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  1. rrram2 Alpaca Farmer Registered Senior Member

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    Why does a bear shit in the woods?

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  3. Billy T Use Sugar Cane Alcohol car Fuel Valued Senior Member

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    Not always true. - I have seen evidence of their deposits here.

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  5. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    A bear doesn't necessarily shit in the woods. They sometimes shit on the plains, in the mountains, on a city street, in a city park, in a zoo, in a river, ....., or most anywhere he happens to be when he feels like taking a shit.

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  7. przyk squishy Valued Senior Member

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    If it's a problem for you, petition for mandatory potty training for all young bears in your area. Be heard. You and your views are not insignificant.
     
  8. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Obviously Polar Bears would love to shiznit in the woods, considering that the Arctic temperatures get pretty cold and a wood actually keeps the ambient temperature warmer than out on a frozen tundra.

    This would save many a bear behind from the cold.
     
  9. superluminal I am MalcomR Valued Senior Member

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    I think the deeper question here though is why does the bear shite in the woods.

    There are the obvious reasons:

    - The bear is in the woods and must, as we all do, take a dump.

    - The bear is not in the woods but craves privacy so goes to the wood to defecate.

    - The bear hates the woods and wishes to shit it up as much as possible

    - The bear loves the woods and wishes to discourage others from entering by shitting it up as much as possible

    I think there must be a better answer.
     
  10. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    Because most eco-environmentalists are racists who won't open their homes to a minority specie.
     
  11. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    because the pope's catholic?
     
  12. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    So.. why does the pope shit in the woods?

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  13. Chris_Smith Registered Senior Member

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charmin

    Does a bear poo in the woods? ...yes & it also wipes its own arse...
     

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