So I was talking with a friend of mine about the fact that a whole lot of people believe in evolution, so why is it that we can't marry a monkey. I personally don't believe evolution is true, but if indeed you monkey lovers believe it is true, then why can't you have a partner be a monkey? Why is it beastiality if you have relations with a monkey? Please explain this to me. Then again, maybe some of you are pissed off that you can't marry a monkey. I don't know... I wish I could own a monkey actually, but I think in the U.S. you have to be a licensed vet to own one. Wouldn't that be slavery? Just a thought. What do you think?