Why can't I marry a Monkey.

Discussion in 'General Philosophy' started by Quigly, Jul 31, 2003.

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  1. Quigly ......................... ..... Registered Senior Member

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    So I was talking with a friend of mine about the fact that a whole lot of people believe in evolution, so why is it that we can't marry a monkey. I personally don't believe evolution is true, but if indeed you monkey lovers believe it is true, then why can't you have a partner be a monkey? Why is it beastiality if you have relations with a monkey? Please explain this to me. Then again, maybe some of you are pissed off that you can't marry a monkey. I don't know... I wish I could own a monkey actually, but I think in the U.S. you have to be a licensed vet to own one. Wouldn't that be slavery?

    Just a thought. What do you think?
     
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  3. fadingCaptain are you a robot? Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe this thread was written in jest but...

    1. We are a different species than monkies.
    2. We didn't evolve from monkies.

    Oh! It just occurred to me that you must be talking about Davy Jones or Mickey Dolenz. Sorry my bad, yes tou should be allowed to marry one.

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  5. Quigly ......................... ..... Registered Senior Member

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    Well I agree, but most evolutionists say that somewhere on the chain we evolved from monkeys.

    Aren't women and men different species? It sure seems that way sometimes.
     
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  7. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    Is this serious?
    - We evolved from a similar ancestor as apes
    - That does not stop the very simple and easy to understand fact that we are a different species than apes
    - Men and women are not different species

    I highly, highly fucking suggest you at least learn the definition of "species" before even having an opinion on evolution.
     
  8. fadingCaptain are you a robot? Valued Senior Member

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    Actually no, we both (humans and monkies) evolved from a common ancestor.

    True, it does seem at times. I have been married 3 years and it seems more so now than ever.

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  9. Quigly ......................... ..... Registered Senior Member

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    This thread was in jest, it was not trying to sneak one in on the good ole evolutionists. Fine, someone should marry an ape then. Ape, monkey there all the same to me. Anyway, I just thought it was a funny thought. Replace monkey with ape for the politically correct.
     
  10. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    This is inane and utterly devoid of philosophical content.
     
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