Who would win in a fight between a Jedi (any will do) and Spider-Man??? This thread extends from a conversation we had my lunch table a couple days ago.
( *** uh oh, spider sense is tingling *** ) wwwhhhhiiIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOMMMMMMmmmmm! One bisected spidey.
As much as Spiderman rules, I'd have to say the Jedi! Sucks to old Spidey, but it's obvious Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I think a jedi would have his hands full with Spider Man. Yeah, the jedi is acrobatic and shit, but Spiderman is probably faster and a lot stronger. What? The jedi can move objects with his mind? Again, spidey could dodge anything the jedi threw at him with his spider sense/speed. If spider man got in close, he could break the Jedi's neck quite easily.
A well-trained Jedi knight could beat Spidy any day! (sorry spiderman, sorry sorry sorry Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! ) I remember in Episode one (*shudder!!*) how Qin Jo-whatchamacallit could do this mind trick by waving his hand. What if a Jedi did that to Spiderman, and made him think he was a rabbit? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! And a Jedi has a lightsabre, just like Neutrino said! One "wooooomsshh" (or however it goes), and you've got Spiderbits! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! hehe
Heres how I see it happening: Spider Man: Come on you stupid Jedi *Shoots some web and tries to pull the lightsaber away from Jedi* *The lightsaber dicinagrates the web* Next thing ya know Spidey is cut in half.
But wouldn't the Jedi want to fight his/her worthy adversary on equal grounds and throw down the lightsabre!!! Spidy will win that way!!
I think even without the lightsaber, spidey is in deep problems. The jedi can trick spidey´s mind; or in a hand.to-hand fight: what does spider man has: a nice costume? and a jedi: The power of the force and the abillity to use it in so many ways. As I just said SIPEY IS IN A BIG TROUBLE
Either one of them would get their butt kicked by the Predator. Unless of course superhero Danny Glover was on the scene.
hahahaha Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Good point! Does anyone know when Aliens vs. Predator is coming out?? (the movie)
spidey rules. he's just as acrobatic, can stick to walls (which a jedi CAN'T do), and has the spidey sense, which is way more useful than the force.
Get Darth Vader in their and grip the sucker to death. If that doesn't work hack off his hands and then claim that you are his fatherPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Darth Vader... Hmmm. Wouldnt Spider Mans spidey sense pick up on that? Oh and nice avatar... Is that the head of an Akkadian ruler?
