Who is the most mediocre member?

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by spuriousmonkey, Nov 6, 2007.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    25,817
    I live in MI, but I'm not from MI. I was raised in SD and NE.
    and I have no idea about Ohio. Is it a sports thing??
     
  2. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  3. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    12,140
    Here I will help you out.

    SAM:
    I call 'em as I see 'em. <cowboy accent>

    From her posts here, she appears to be a non-churchgoing populist with rural values (anti-nudity, anti-gay, with issues about color and race). She's also highly unsophisticated (I yam wot I yam) and concerned only with herself. Thats typical redneck to me. Me, mine and ours, limited worldview or interest
     
  4. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  5. John99 Banned Banned

    Messages:
    22,046
    um, but those are all in the midwest.
     
  6. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  7. John99 Banned Banned

    Messages:
    22,046
    ha ha, sams ears must be smoking.
     
  8. John99 Banned Banned

    Messages:
    22,046
    Well that settles then. S.A.M is a redneck.
     
  9. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    12,140
    Ohhhhhhh I think I am going to get myself an old pick up truck....some flannel shirts.. and kodiak boots ..knock a few teeth out.....find myself an accent.......Oh and last but not least.......start strumming my banjo..


    Since I am a TYPICAL REDNECK HAHAHA.......oh god I am going to tell some ppl I know that someone thinks I am a redneck....Cause I need a good laugh when I see the look on their face.
     
  10. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,110
    shes even graduated to a burgundy neck

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  11. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,624
    .....
     
  12. Gustav Banned Banned

    Messages:
    12,575
    i prefer not to make distinctions.
    it is time consuming to assign varying degrees of mediocrity to each and every member
    no siree

    i rather just assign the characteristic to all of you
    i tend to joke and stuff and whatnot
    but my opinions are honest and heartfelt
    you guys are really mediocre
    please accept this judgment
    embrace it
    it is really really true
    and the truth is liberating

    oh
    it is ok to feel like shit too!
    being mediocre is the pits

    sincerely
    gustav
     
  13. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,028
    Only on this board would we fight about the linguistic characteristics of the word "redneck".

    To use a redneck saying: "Don't make me crack open a can of whoop-ass" to get this thread back on topic.

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  14. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,110
    Way to go, now you dont get my other half vote for being mediocre

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  15. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    72,825
    You don't need the accoutrements; just open your mouth and start talking

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!



    Love the use of CAPSLOCK btw, goes right in with the whole jingbang
     
  16. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,110
    SAM is just mad that she was wrong.....poor SAM :roflmao:

    We should go back to the topic at hand, so you can just put this embarrassment behind you.
     
  17. John99 Banned Banned

    Messages:
    22,046
    Reported.^^
     
  18. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    72,825
    So you are saying she is nonpopulist liberal with urban values?

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  19. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,624
    Man, you are really reaching aren't you?
     
  20. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,110
    Im saying your way off topic and should give it a rest

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  21. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    12,140
    So let's see it is okay for you to call me a REDNECK when you have no clue what you are talking about.
    Everyone here thinks you have no clue!!

    Then you just keep insulting me..........

    But I mentioned that something about you in a Burka and I got a 5 pt infraction.

    How does that work?
     
  22. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    72,825
    Aren't we defining her mediocrity?

    You're just jealous because no one cares about how mediocre you are...

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  23. draqon Banned Banned

    Messages:
    35,006
    Orleander is in Kalamazoo.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page