Scene: January 1970. Abbey Road Studios, London. It's snowing. John and Yoko arrive naked. Liverpool accents Paul: Oh Fuckin no, he's brought Yono again Ringo: Oh Bleedin' no. Not again. John: Hi Guys. Hey, two cars just crashed as we we were going over the Zebra Crossing. I brought Yoko along. She's got a great idea. No guitars, no drums, no singing, just flutes. Ringo: Look John, I can't play the flute. I can't even play the dums. John: You could join in with Yoko. Yoko: Meooooowlllllluaaaaahuuuuuuuuh! George: Why is she making a noise like a cat, John? John: That's not a cat. Well, not just a cat. It's universal birth pangs, for World Peace. She's also brought some fab art work to brighten up the studio walls. You'll love this. Poppies. She's painted the petals using her menstrual blood. It's symbolic of how women can prevent future wars........................................................
By taking away the will to live of the populace, perhaps. The will to love, too. Hell: just their will.
According to the test, I'm like George: Not sure I can trust a test that doesn't know your from you're...
"You're" is an invention of the Liberal Media, like Global Warming, or the WNBA. It doesn't actually mean anything.
Voting has gone on long enough now. Time to empty the ballot boxes, and get counting. It may take a while to count all the votes............................................ (long long wait) The results are in. Sciforumers are most like John. Yoko: and Yoko, he he he. and least like George and Ringo. Ringo: Typical. Just because I am the most Liverpoodleian.
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! This Image signifies a funeral procession, Paul McCartney died on the 9 November 1966, McCartney, after an argument during a Beatles' recording session, had angrily driven off in his car. He had crashed it and died as a result. To spare the public from grief, the Beatles replaced him with "William Campbell", the winner of a McCartney look-alike contest. So my favourite Beatle is William Campbell.