Which Beatle are you most like?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Captain Kremmen, Mar 15, 2012.

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Which Beatle are you most like?

  1. John

    33.3%
  2. Paul

    33.3%
  3. George

    22.2%
  4. Ringo

    11.1%
  1. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Scene: January 1970. Abbey Road Studios, London. It's snowing. John and Yoko arrive naked. Liverpool accents

    Paul: Oh Fuckin no, he's brought Yono again
    Ringo: Oh Bleedin' no. Not again.
    John: Hi Guys. Hey, two cars just crashed as we we were going over the Zebra Crossing. I brought Yoko along. She's got a great idea.
    No guitars, no drums, no singing, just flutes.
    Ringo: Look John, I can't play the flute. I can't even play the dums.
    John: You could join in with Yoko.
    Yoko: Meooooowlllllluaaaaahuuuuuuuuh!
    George: Why is she making a noise like a cat, John?
    John: That's not a cat. Well, not just a cat. It's universal birth pangs, for World Peace.
    She's also brought some fab art work to brighten up the studio walls.
    You'll love this. Poppies.
    She's painted the petals using her menstrual blood.
    It's symbolic of how women can prevent future wars........................................................
     
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  3. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    By taking away the will to live of the populace, perhaps.

    The will to love, too.

    Hell: just their will.
     
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  5. Balerion Banned Banned

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    Quiz says I'm Paul. Makes sense.
     
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  7. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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  8. gmilam Valued Senior Member

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    According to the test, I'm like George:

    Not sure I can trust a test that doesn't know your from you're...
     
  9. Balerion Banned Banned

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    "You're" is an invention of the Liberal Media, like Global Warming, or the WNBA. It doesn't actually mean anything.
     
  10. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    I think the WNBA is real. It's about...bouncing, isn't it?
     
  11. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Huh. Quiz says I'm most like Paul.

    I guess that must be because I'm still alive.
     
  12. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Voting has gone on long enough now.
    Time to empty the ballot boxes, and get counting.
    It may take a while to count all the votes............................................
    (long long wait)

    The results are in.
    Sciforumers are most like John.

    Yoko: and Yoko, he he he.

    and least like George and Ringo.

    Ringo: Typical. Just because I am the most Liverpoodleian.
     
    Last edited: Mar 22, 2012
  13. ScaryMonster I’m the whispered word. Valued Senior Member

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    This Image signifies a funeral procession, Paul McCartney died on the 9 November 1966, McCartney, after an argument during a Beatles' recording session, had angrily driven off in his car. He had crashed it and died as a result. To spare the public from grief, the Beatles replaced him with "William Campbell", the winner of a McCartney look-alike contest.

    So my favourite Beatle is William Campbell.
     
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  14. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    I'm a bassist so I guess that makes me Paul.
     

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