when im about to make love to a woman..

I laughed out loud at work several times today thinking of this joke after reading it this morning. A classic.

 

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I showed this thread to my girlfriend we got a good laugh for hours, and I am sure we will laugh some more about it.

if you ever wanna have sex try foreplay it works awhole lot better. lmao

 

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Glad I could make you laugh

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Do you remember that one? I think we are about the same vintage you and I.

 

Ahhh this reminds me of the good old days!! hehe!

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Vlad - I don't think the train noises alone would prove to be a turn on. Perhaps you should incorporate a uniform as well?

 

The little engine that couldn't

http://images2.jokaroo.net/flash/cartrailor.wmv

 

"Pain Train"- stirring.

I honestly don't see how one can enjoy any form of pleasure without pain.
Would you rather drink kool-aid straight or spike it with Vodka?

Any man caressing his way to the pussy is a fucking pussy.

 

Any pussy who needs to dilute there Vodka with kool-aid shouldn't be drinking.

Grow some fucking balls, Gendy.

 

damn. judging by the way this thread has been going, im not too surprised that its in the cesspool. :m:

 

&*^*&^&^:

And any mook with a mullet has no right telling his betters to grow balls.
You're pussier than mine.

Something I've noticed- its always the midgets callling me Gendy.

 

So you noticed the diminuitive.
Well done, gendalita.

 

Hey Vlad

Do you place a gun to her head when she asks you what precautions you're taking?

 

I think Gendanken likes to drink her Vodka with Grapes of Wrath juice,

Maybe both of you should talk to these tribesmembers before you hold another ballsizing contest:

http://funreports.com/2004/11/18/57180.html

 

Not really.
I chug Smirnoff with ejaculate.

 

sick. i think a more proper title for gendanken in relation to this thread would be "gendatalia" :m:

 

Ive never really though about going that elaborate. I guess I could do though. You've got me thinking. ..maybe I could make it a whole production. hen I pull a chick home from the club, Ill bring her to my room and turn out all the lights. In the dark ill put on my uniform and rig up a stereo, then ill turn on the lights (just to dim), play a dance number with pain train lyrics, and strip to it. I can just envision the little gyration I might to when the "choo choo choo" lyrics come in the chorus

 

This is a man in touch with the secret truths of the world.

 

Time to get you freak on (i have absolutly no idea why i just said that)

 

I, as a charming man, prefer the line: "Grab your ankles, dear, and try not to bleed on the rug too much..."

(They can't usually answer as they're bound and gagged. Or three years old.)

Charmed...