Basic Sketch Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Click for ... er ... ah .. you know what? Don't click. Like I said, it's a metaphor. In order to penetrate this mystery we must penetrate our own consciences which in turn means, in essence, consenting that our consciences might be penetrated. More literally, a fist will do. You know, for instance. To wit statistical norms describe women having two hands, so heterosexual guys are in luck. True, nature and circumstance occasionally disrupt this normalcy―damn the luck!―but even then, more often than not, people can figure something out. Seriously, people find amazing ways to penetrate each other. And while most probably have no particular want, need, or desire to ever explore the phrase, "anal hook"―you know, just for instance―pretty much anything you might think to ask a woman to insert into herself for your viewing pleasure can go in a guy's ass. Pen. Vegetable. Flashlight. Glass globe paperweight. But starting with the obvious, fingers and hands come to mind. Beer can. Dildo. Trust me, you don't want to hear about the front door. I mean ... er ... ah ... damn. Okay, what I meant is you probably don't want to hear about urethral ingress. Oh, and heterosexuality refers to the human condition whereby one's sexual impulses are invested in contact and congress with the opposite sex.