I forgot, food is a decadent western concept invented to make Russians feel deprived. We'll revisit that in 5 years, once Germany starts cracking down on parasitic Soviet transplants. Of course you can't change it, but you seem awfully invested in denying and prolonging it. Apparently, any country not dominated by lazy drunkards with inflated egos is a US colony. Yeah, it's rather difficult for free-thinking Germans to elect some dumbass fat lazy-eyed Russkie crony to run the show. If only they'd learn to emulate a mighty empire like Tajikistan or Belarus, they could do so much better.