What will YOU do when the zombies come?

Discussion in 'UFOs, Ghosts and Monsters' started by GeoffP, Jun 24, 2007.

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Do you have a "zombie plan", and are you male or female?

  1. I am FEMALE, and I HAVE NO "zombie plan".

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  2. I am FEMALE, and I HAVE a "zombie plan".

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  3. I am MALE, and I HAVE NO "zombie plan".

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    19.4%
  4. I am MALE, and I HAVE a "zombie plan".

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    67.7%
  1. Bells Staff Member

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    Hmmm indeed.

    You would make a good criminal defence lawyer. You have the personality to suit. That or a real estate agent.

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    *Hides*

    Maybe it is just you?...
     
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  3. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    A day that will live in infamy.

    You better hide, I'll send my zombie horde after you, off-topic troll. Anyway, I rather think I'd make a better one for the prosecution.

    Nah. It's him. He's a jerk.
     
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  5. Bells Staff Member

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    We'll be sure to remind you of it from time to time.

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    You, a biologist, does not know the difference between a snail and a squid.

    Heh!!

    I could have said family law. And prosecutors are too good to be wily.

    *Cough*

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  8. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    :shrug: I'm a quantitative genetics guy. Gene mapping. Frankly, I couldn't be arsed if it's a snail or a squid, so long as it has phenotype and linkage and markers. Or pedigree structure.

    Oh, if I knew where to get at you, I'd so sue you. Character assassination!
     
  9. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    The author also did an mp3 book called "World War Z" which might be worth a listen. Lots of celebrities. Amusing to note that it's Mel Brooks' son.
     
  10. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    So now you have no excuse. Bon apetite!
     
  11. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    No, now I just refuse to eat all molluscs. Same deal, different day.
     
  12. s0meguy Worship me or suffer eternally Valued Senior Member

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    i'd steal enough food to last for months, gaming consoles to not get bored and barricade my home
     
  13. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Are you sure the incessant moaning wouldn't drive you mad?
     
  14. s0meguy Worship me or suffer eternally Valued Senior Member

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    my headphones take care of that
     
  15. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Really? I just satisfy the wife and then she's good for about a day or so.

    Oh yeah, I said it.
     
  16. s0meguy Worship me or suffer eternally Valued Senior Member

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    why not just throw her out
     
  17. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    OK, I can see you're not following this one. Next!
     
  18. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    and this is true?


    peace.
     
  19. Fugu-dono Scholar Of Shen Zhou Registered Senior Member

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    I want to see if intercourse with a hot female zombie is possible and gratifying... hehe. I just hope she doesn't fall apart first. If it works I might gather a few zombie hotties and pimp them out for 100% share of earning to myself. It takes business-minded genius like me to figure such schemes out. They're also easily replacable if they start to fall apart and deemed unfit for the service.

    What?... Necrophelia!? No it's not, they're not dead. They're undead. They will not be able to complain either. What a bonus.
     
  20. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Two words for you:

    Early.

    Casualty.

    I recommend the third or fourth installment of the "Autumn" series, by David Wellington. There are some parallels there you should be made aware of, besides the fact that it's a "romping good yarn".
     
  21. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    The first thing is it matters where you are at when the outbreak happens. Lets say you are at the bar. Now, you could stay in the bar - but Shawn of the Dead suggest otherwise. I'm thinking if it's possible the, definitely the best course of action is go for marina and get a huge mega-Yacht with a few of the faster cute chicks from the bar. Barring the ability to get to a boat then it's got to be the shopping center basically because you need food + entertainment.

    I personally love zombies

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    Fugu-dono how much???

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    Is the corpse bride a bone-efied Zombie?

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  22. Fugu-dono Scholar Of Shen Zhou Registered Senior Member

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    ^First customer gets charge only 1/2 price. For you Michael it's US$25.00 only for half an hour. You'll also receive two vouchers for 15% off future visits. Ah, I can see this will be good business already.
     
  23. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    Tricky one.

    I'd aim to be stealing a transit van.

    I'm not entirely sure it'd be useful, but I'd break into the nearest sex shop and steal all their bondage equipment.

    Next stop would be a corner shop so I could stock up on food, water, beverages, candles, matches, lighters and cigarettes. Hopefully there'd be a portable radio there and a lot of batteries to steal.

    Then, a trip to the petrol station to get a few cans of petrol and fill the van with diesel.

    Assuming I've survived all of that, I'd be making my way to a lighthouse. I'd barricade the door and windows. Position large and heavy objects, a can of petrol and box of matches at the top of each set of stairs. Knock any drainpipes I can off the building, so it's smooth with no way to climb. Then I'd set up some kind of alarm system with string and tin cans or glass in strategic positions up to the top floor. I would move all other large objects up to the top of the lighthouse and knock out the bannisters on the stairs so they could be launched down the middle of the lighthouse.

    Also, parking the transit van directly against the door might be a good idea. The sliding door would open so that I could get in, but then I'd close it and lock the van.
     

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