What will you do in Christmas?

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  1. Saint Valued Senior Member

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    What will you do in Christmas?
     
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  3. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    "In" Christmas?

    For Christmas.


    Fly to Cuba.
     
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  5. RainbowSingularity Valued Senior Member

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    work & sleep

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    what will you be doing ?
     
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  7. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    Each year Boss Lady drops an apple on my head. If it hits she goes "okay, still works" and we proceed to the new year.
     
  8. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 69 years old Valued Senior Member

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    What no Robin Hood apple punch line?

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    you have RobinHood Apple-Punch ?

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  10. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    Same as most Tuesdays, except go to the post office.
    We might have chestnut pudding tonight, like in the old country, but I'm not changing my clothes or singing carols!
     
  11. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    Pssst. William Tell.
     
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  12. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    We have a get-together of some of the local relatives, 20-25 people, ages ninety-something down to one or less.
     
  13. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    I'm urging the activation of the missile defesce system by NORAD if Santa is not going to get me Disney princess nail polish and stickers.
     
  14. Asexperia Valued Senior Member

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    To rest, to eat and to listen some Christmas songs.
    I'm going to stay in my home.
     
  15. RainbowSingularity Valued Senior Member

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    out of tune singing of carols should be illegal
     
  16. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    Way too much paperwork!
    But I do shun the malls when they trot out the primary school choirs. Those adorable little voices feel like icepicks driven into my sinuses. Who could listen with a dry eye? Or nose?

    As it turned out, we had the chestnut puree for New Year's Eve (when we also silence the various musical acts on offer) and it was pretty good.
     
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  17. RainbowSingularity Valued Senior Member

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    low fat high fiber folic acid vitamin C vitamin B6 ...
    sounds positively horrific
     
  18. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    Add an equal volume of sweetened whipped cream and jigger of dark rum.
     

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