What is your Profession?

Hmm!, aiming high!
Madame in a brothel perchance?


That's it, never speak to me again, I'll understand!

 

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no rugby club, i dont want to be a madame! to cut and dry for me!!

 

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I'm doing a garbology major.
Verbal skill: high
Practical: above average
Technical:useless, best suited to internet frivolity

 

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computer scientist here

 

i was a male model

 

AAaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Modelling belly button concealing Y-fronts!

John, John John..the model of sobriety and 1950's fashion sense.

 

nah, i dont have one. are you really a dental technician Spud?

 

dinner supervisor

 

i'm going back to school. but they tol me i have to finish high school, how can i go back to high school? i'm almost 30.

 

Let me tell you about the curve of Wilson, the curve of Spee, fascinate you with terms like modiolus, bolus and gummy old molus.
TMJ, mandibular labial vestibules, frenums of kinds not usually associated with penile piercings, Chromium-cobalt-molybdenum partial removable prostheses..shit like that,..fuck, that was 23 years ago!

 

your lying. i think you work in a pet shop.

 

He's a potato peeler

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By inventing rubgy chess.

No, no, this would be a great idea. But only if played concurrently.

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"Aha! King's Bishop to -

WHAM

 

Freelance graphic designer.

We have had a thread like this before.

 

Yes, you are a salesman!

 

well there are some high schools that are part of a college. Just enroll in a community college that has a high school in it as well. Good luck! Do not give up ever.

I can help you pick which college you need, pm me.

 

Thanks Draqon, thats very kind of you. I was just kidding though.

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you mean a**.

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...jus kidding

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This is gonna be my new profession. I can't think of a sweeter job.

A British man is turning the tables on a night out at the bar, offering to pay someone to sit and chat at the bar while drinking beer, rather than forking over cash for the same pleasure.

Mike Hammond has posted a notice in the local post office seeking a drinking buddy for his 88-year-old father, who will take him out for drinks twice a week, the Daily Mail reports. Hammond is offering $14 per hour plus expenses, along with the promise of excellent conversation with his father, Jack, a retired engineer.

Jack recently moved into an assisted living home near Winsor, England, to be closer to his family, but is now too far away to spend time at the local pub with his old drinking buddies.

“It's a bit difficult at this age to go out to a pub on your own,” Jack Hammond told the Daily Mail. “I don't want to be a nuisance. It was a bit upsetting when I had to leave as I left all my friends back home.”

Mike Hammond takes his father out for a drink once a week, but wanted his father to enjoy more of a social life.

“He is a very intelligent man with a physics and math degree,” Mike Hammond told the Daily Mail. “He used to go to the pub three or four times a week and have a couple of halves of Fosters with a neighbor who was of a similar age. It's the company he misses more than anything.”

Hammond’s advertisement reads: “Person to accompany elderly gentleman to the pub. Possibly two evenings a week. Probably two hours per evening. Seven pounds an hour plus expenses.”

So far it has garnered four responses from drinkers eager to be Jack Hammond’s next bar buddy.

 

Law.