What is the smartest thing you can say?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Jozen-Bo, Mar 25, 2008.

  1. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    Here is your chance!!!

    One post, one chance!!!

    And, if anyone posts twice they are an idiot!!!

    So I will begin!!!



    Are we to remain limited?


    Hahahahahaha, I didn't say you can't edit your post!!!!!
    Which is what I am doing now!!!
    To say nothing is to say something, even if it is nothing!
    You said it, and you have a limited amount of time to edit this post if you choose.
    But if you post twice you are a ueber goober!!!

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    Using my vast and mighty powers I predict that Cosmic Traveler will say something like:
    "Nothing"
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    Ommmmmmm Kombiyah!!!!!
    I sense that Shichi and Enmos will both soon say
    "I don't know"

    What do you mean you don't Know???
    Knowledge is....OK....that was pretty good Shichi!!!!
    To say you don't know is to invite knowledge!!!
    Here's another one from me...all in ONE POST!!!!!

    We only have a limited amount of time to find the Truth!
    What is the TRUTH?
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    Hmmm....
    I predict that you will soon read Myles write...
    What a Capacity for Sagacity!
    Thats not bad....to be a sage free of rage!
    So then what is WISDOM and why is it IMPORTANT?
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    I am using my bull$%!# powers to see what clusteringflux is going to say...
    "Aint nothin never been no other how."

    Aint aint a word so don't say aint three times a day!!!
    It is True that ALL IS ONE!!!
    Aint it?

    -----
    Ommmmmmmmmmm...................................
    Shorty 37 is going to say...
    "You can't handle the Truth"

    and the truth is....
    she faked it!!!!
    Just kidding...the Truth is....
    ME!!!!!

    And it is True that You can't handle Me!!!
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    And now the cheating fortune teller Jo ze nbo predicts that Macgyver 1968 is going to say:
    "Hmm...the smartest thing I can say? (scratching chin)
    How about: "Yes, bartender, I'll have another.""


    I Drink therefor I Am!!!
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    Alki Maki Mooda....I am casting a spell to predict what SAM will say here and it is:
    it is...
    it is...

    I just can't do it, she's protected by powers beyond!!!
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    But I can predict what Nietzschefan is going to say, its:
    "Booogerrrr"

    Damn, Nietzschefan's super intelligent comment is hard to beat!!!
    That Booogerrrr!!!
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    I am using my psychic powers to determine what draqon is going to say next:
    smart thing to say would depend on a situation you are and an assessment of that situation to follow the highest probability of success for your own cause

    My assessment of Draqon's statement is that it is a good one!!!
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  3. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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  5. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    I dont know.
     
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  7. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    What a capacity for sagacity !
     
  8. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    Aint nothin never been no other how.
     
  9. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I don't know.
     
  10. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    You Can't handle the Truth!!!!
     
  11. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Hmm...the smartest thing I can say? (scratching chin)

    How about: "Yes, bartender, I'll have another."
     
  12. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    You're right
     
  13. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    Booogerrrrr
     
  14. draqon Banned Banned

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    smart thing to say would depend on a situation you are and an assessment of that situation to follow the highest probability of success for your own cause
     
  15. moementum7 ~^~You First~^~ Registered Senior Member

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    That which is appropriate.
     
  16. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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  17. domesticated om Cartoon character Valued Senior Member

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    This thread is the equivalent of "paper football".

    Reminds of the times when I was a child----- when me and my younger brother would be stuck in the lobby of the dentist's office waiting for mom (or anything similar involving "sitting still" and "being on your best behavior til she gets back")

    ....and of course, the boredom sets in, and we'd eventually invent some sort of senseless game..... like making up absurdly long words by stringing together as many prefix and suffix modifiers as possible.

    Prointerabsolutificationeredings
     
  18. Gondolin Hell hath no fury like squid Registered Senior Member

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    What it do?
     
  19. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    "i Am Canadian"
     
  20. everneo Re-searcher Registered Senior Member

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    I don't love you.
     
  21. Pinocchio's Hoof Pay the Devil, or else.......£ Registered Senior Member

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    IT WASN'T ME...:soapbox:
     
  22. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    A bit of a duality:

    "To the Cesspool!"

    or

    "

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    Btw, those were the Clever things being said, although it's bound to raise disagreements as per usual.
     
  23. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    You can leave your hat on....
     

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