What is God's favorite planet?

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  1. SciWriter

    SciWriter Valued Senior Member

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    Uranus is quite pleasant compared to Pluto. If you’ve ever had a dog, you know what I mean; however, the under-worlded canine has been banished from the house of astro—to reign as the under-world in the underworld, for it’s much better to reign in Hell than to be an unwelcome guest in the Heavens. Once, I was down on Venus, and the sulfurous emanations were so repulsive that any gases from Uranus would have been to me as a breath of fresh air. The gas giant planets’ breadth and width is staggering, and their mooning around is getting out of hand. That leaves Mars as the only other good place—since Klingons have now appeared on the rings around Uranus.
     
    SciWriter, Feb 21, 2011
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  3. valsartan

    valsartan Registered Senior Member

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    He loves every planet, although I am sure he is most patient with Earth especially with all these "unpleasant-hearted" people living here.
     
    valsartan, Mar 17, 2011
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  5. markl323

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    the Bible says "God created heaven and earth." it doesn't say anything about planets, stars, galaxies, supernovas, blackholes, etc. etc. God needs to take fresh course in Astronomy, he's behind the time.
     
    markl323, Oct 6, 2011
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  7. NMSquirrel

    NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    weak argument..it also doesn't say he created idiots..
     
    NMSquirrel, Oct 6, 2011
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  8. Enmos

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    Well, it does say that god created man in his image...

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    Enmos, Oct 6, 2011
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  10. kx000

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    Earth, then Mars.
     
    kx000, Oct 6, 2011
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  11. Dywyddyr

    Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    No, actually it's joint first.
    Planets Splimb and Burkelish.
     
    Dywyddyr, Oct 6, 2011
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  12. Orleander

    Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Whatever the oldest one is. Sad but true, your oldest child is usually your favourite
     
    Orleander, Oct 6, 2011
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  13. Me-Ki-Gal

    Me-Ki-Gal Banned Banned

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    the youngest child is known to be the favorite in some families . The middle child gets fucked every time . Come on you all you know I like earth the best . Why else would I hang out with you all . Your my favorite of all creatures live on the earth . Your women are the best . If it was not for them ? Well you know what happened to Sodom! Don't forget about the flood either
     
    Me-Ki-Gal, Oct 6, 2011
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  14. kx000

    kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    Why create what is already there?
     
    kx000, Oct 6, 2011
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  15. markl323

    markl323 Registered Senior Member

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    the same idiots who fail to see the good point of that argument?
     
    markl323, Oct 7, 2011
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