What do you name your computer?

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  1. Captain_Crunch Club Ninja Valued Senior Member

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    i used to call my old computer ; blue screen of death.
    it kept crashing. dont know why; problem with kernel so it was pretty fucked. havent required to call this computer anything. maybe spoke too soon.
     
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  3. in vivo Registered Member

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    "Baby."
    I know that probably sounds really bad, but its an absolutely beautiful machine. Then, when it won't do as I wish I say something like: "Come on Baby, Come on *%$###@^&86%$#333....." Its like something outta a bad porno. I suppose I shoulda used Hal since my computer has that annoying voice command feature which always manages to get turned on somehow. :bugeye:
     
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  5. Thirty Seven Baron von "Guns N' Roses" Registered Senior Member

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    My computer's name is Hypron. Funk-ay isnt it?
     
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  7. Thirty Seven Baron von "Guns N' Roses" Registered Senior Member

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    Oh we also have Billy. He's got some...ermm...problems though. He's got some severe..disabilities..
     
  8. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    I named mine:

    "When-I-bought-you-it-was-fun-but-look-at-you-now-why-don't-you-work-like-you-used-to?"

    or:

    "Why-I-ought'a-throw-you-out-the-window-so-your-carcass-can-feed-the-dogs"

    or:

    "WonderJoyMachine" WJM for short. Whu-juh-meh! lol

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  9. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    I call my computer home
     
  10. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    renamed mine from Digital Dust to Electrical Disaster
     
  11. Shadowstrife911 Hail the Shredder! Registered Senior Member

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    My computers are named Hal 9000, Johnny Five and T-1000

    Can ya guess the theme?

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    Hal 9000 is my powerhouse, he's well-respected and highly honored by the other computers. Something parallel to the real Hal of 2001 happened when this computer was infected and attempted to destroy all data on its hard disk, it was later cured and became quite helpful

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    . Johnny Five is the rebellious little ragamuffin, his severe disabilities have just been cured with the injection a highly sought after and rare form of RAM that he needed to cure him. Fond memories will always make J-5 a favorite. T-1000 is the middle of the bunch, always determined on killing anyone who stands in his way. Once this computer electrocuted me when I tried to close a certain program that kept opening.

    And that is the story of my three computers!
     
  12. Bebelina Feminazi Messiah Valued Senior Member

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    My computer lived up to its former name BabyLon a little bit too well.....so I have renamed it, but it's a secret name.

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  13. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    I'll quess... Babylon...hmm...next step....Death Star maybe...(if follow the sci-fi line)...if the bible line--linquistic messup?
     
  14. Bebelina Feminazi Messiah Valued Senior Member

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    Well it crashed, so I gave it a little more friendly and peaceful name this time. A swedish name, as mundane as they get.
     
  15. CompiledMonkey The Lurker Registered Senior Member

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    Sun - Main workstation running Windows XP
    Jupiter - Server running RedHat 7.1. No X.
    Pluto - My mother's computer.

    Workgroup - Milky Way.

    You get the idea.

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  16. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    I've just renamed mine to The Blackhole of Dooooom!! (notice the extra o's, heheh), primarily because I just lost a shload of my work.
     
  17. mwain22 Registered Member

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    And the envelope please......

    Gordian.

    Because sometimes you just have to hit with a sword.
     
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