The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.
Philosophical humor Descartes walks into a café and sits down ready to order. A waiter comes up to him and asks, "Do you need a menu?" Descartes replies, "I think not," and he disappears!
How bout this The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosophic thinker, there exists an equal and opposite philosophic theoretician. The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.
you are now Philosophising a war against philosophy, 'roger red alert!!! theres a traitor in our midst' its you, you daft fool
