I am starting a war on philosophy. Its is an evil thing. It is pernicious to think too much about things, a straight up disease. I want to stamp it out like a cigarette. Philosophy was started so the nerds could get a foot up on the normal people and it worked. Down with this beast called philosophy. Let it burn in flames. The only people that have the time to read this crap are rich boys who don't understand it anyway. Let these chocolate eating, merlot swirling drips keep their packets of bullshit, while I destroy them.