Hey all, Haven't posted here in a while. Just dropped by to let y'all know that I'm running for pope. Hoping I can count on all your support. I'll be kicking off my campaign in Greece next week and will be working my way back to the states from there. I'm also having a raffle. Visit my website www.BlackMonkeyStatueForPope.com to be entered. If I become pope, the winner of the raffle will have a church named after them, get a ride to work in the pope mobile for a week (you pay for the gas), select and name a new deadly sin of their choosing, get three "Get out of Hell free" cards, and they'll get to flip the coin on whether priests will be allowed to marry or not. -Vote for me, and God bless.
Hehe funny post/Strong campaign statement. Only thing: you should've let us pick multiple options, as many of those apply. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! :m:
:m: I like the idea of getting to name a new deadly sin (being a member of the Bush family would most likely win out) but once we legalize, the office of pope becomes obsolete.
I'm confused by the lack of a website. Perhaps that's good reason not to legalize it mon. Actually it was tough choosing amongst the numerous humorous responses.
hahahahah...everyone has a common opinion here...hahahah this is reall funny...legalize marijuana...Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Legalise marijuna, I would have loved to have seen that, but the truth is, when we do switch it will seem like it will work, but more children will be born into the right to smoke marijuna and it will most likely cause more episodes of Pychosis and cancers. Lets just keep it the way it is, illegal, we can still smoke it ! :m:
Or people will mellow the fuck out, marijuana will be once and for all proven as a treatment for cancer, and we will finally turn our backs on the consumerist media society we are enveloped in. And face the penalty of arrest. It may not be a problem in your neighborhood, but there are lots of us who face arrest any second.
if the cops have no idea that you are smokin' the ganj, they cannot arrest you, because of lack of evidence.
Just do what I do when I smoke: Get nekkid and lube up with baby oil. That way if the cops come to arrest you, they won't be able to grab on to you efficiently to arrest or tackle you (think of those greased pig-catching contests). Comic hilarity will ensue.
