Totally pointly inventions

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  1. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    You just did it..

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  3. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Did what??
     
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  5. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    Enter?
    Backspace?
    arrow key?

    What key?
     
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  7. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Do the only thing you can do with it

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  8. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    flavoured condoms
     
  9. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    I'll take your word on that.
     
  10. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Never tried them, just seem retarded to me.

    The whole idea is taste good right? Well a mouth full of rubber
    just don't do it for me.........strawberrry, bananna or whatever.
     
  11. orcot Valued Senior Member

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    rubber chikens?

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  12. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Don't grip it so tight

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    LOL
     
  13. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    Is that an invention?

    "my uncle invented the rubber chicken"

    yeah, I guess that works.
     
  14. whitewolf asleep under the juniper bush Registered Senior Member

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    The carrying cases for bananas were invented some years ago.

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    I haven't seen any in stores though.
     
  15. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    But "my uncle didn't invent the rubber chicken" also works, weird!
     
  16. weed_eater_guy It ain't broke, don't fix it! Registered Senior Member

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    I once had a little doodad that was, well, it was a speaker for like a cd player or mp3 player that you would suction cup to a window, mirror, smooth table, etc. and it would make that surface into a not-very-loud, horrible-quality speaker. Totally, f'n, pointless...
     
  17. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    I see them as pointless because in example, you're mother could be socialising with people to 'Open the Jar for her'.

    A better one is the Electric Pepper pot, with the button to grind the pepper. It's all very lazy.
     
  18. andbna Registered Senior Member

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    It opens Quake's console, and that justifies its existance entirely.

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    The first thing I though of when I read the OP was this particular Calvin and Hobbes comic by Bill Waterson:

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  19. Pinocchio's Hoof Pay the Devil, or else.......£ Registered Senior Member

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    I put a coat on mine to stop her getting muddy when it's raining.
     
  20. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Drive through liquor stores?


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  21. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Shoes for dogs are a good thing. For example in winters when the streets are salted dog feet get irritated by the salt and it's actually harmful to them.
    Also police in Germany use dog shoes so that they don't cut their feet on broken glass, etc. when on duty.
     
  22. Luperci Registered Member

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    Yeah which key are you talking about?

    If it's the tilde/prime key (~/`) both the prime and the tilde have uses. Prime being obviously to express prime in math. And tilde to denote a regular expression in Perl to name one for each.
     
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