This might've been asked before...

Discussion in 'Pseudoscience Archive' started by Beelzebub, Sep 22, 2001.

  1. Beelzebub Dismembered Registered Senior Member

    I'm new here, and this might've been asked before, but I was wondering if any of you have any kind of paranormal phenomena happen to you?

    One morning, I was awaken by a loud noise and I had a feeling that a spirit was in my room. I immediately yelled, "Do you believe in Jesus, the son of God." I heard a male voice faintly say, "Yes." I didn't want to believe him, so I kept on asking the question and he kept on saying, "Yes." Finally, I told him to leave. When I didn't hear anything, I yelled at him to leave. I heard a faint groan, then I fell back asleep. The next morning, I was trying to figure out if it was real or not.

    There was this other time I saw balls of blue light in the room next to my bedroom and on my ceiling, while i had sleep paralysis. That same night, I tried casting out any spirits in my house, by myself, as angrily as I could. Needless to say, that was the end of the blue lights.
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  3. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

    You might want to see a psychologist. I'm serious. It's quite common among some people but it goes away after they recieve some help. You would probably benefit from seeing a psychologist.
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  5. Beelzebub Dismembered Registered Senior Member

    So, are you speaking from experience or are you trying to say I'm crazy? Either way, I piss on psychologists, with their mouths wide open.

    Thank you.
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  7. Deadwood Registered Senior Member

    About the blue balls of light.

    This could be potentially explained by a rare form of lightning. I was taught about this at school and saw videos with these balls of light that just kind of float. I saw it go into one persons window. Don't know how harmful to the touch it is but it is very rare. Some places more common than others.

    About the first thing you mentioned, could be a demon. Even they know Jesus is the Son of God. But now everyones probably going to think I'm crazy. But an angel of light would probably ask you to not be afraid because they are sent from God and would most likely not want to cause you stress.

    But I have a question to ask you. If you don't like evil spirits and want to get rid of them why do you go by the name of one on sciforums?
  8. kmguru Staff Member

    Have seen angels in my dreams but never evil spirits.....
  9. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

    No, beelzebub, I've never had any of those experiences I've only heard about them on tlc.

    BTW I dont even believe in demons, but seriously speaking if you still believe in the boogie man than maybe you should see a psychologist. And some advice; when you get there, dont attempt to pee in their mouth.
  10. Radical Registered Senior Member

    well duh! Beelzebub

    everybody knows that the turn undead works by what level u r at.
    maybe he was out of your radius?

    are u claiming that b4 jesus no turning the undead worked?

    come on now what did they say to undeads b4 jesus ?
    hey undead thingy do u belive in the big store? created by Arnold(1905) ?
    terry pratchet rulez.

    u must read the trilogy truckers,diggers,wings
    see how religion is stupid.
  11. Radical Registered Senior Member


    on and deadwood do we really needa go over this again?
    Beelzebub was a GOOD²!!! past jordanian god he was the god of party and good harvests and crops.
    only xtinans adopted it for another one of satan's aliases cause one can not assimilate jordanians into the xtianity collective claiming ok our GOD is better belive in jesus and neglect your groovey god that u put stuff on it's avatars and party around crapy worshiping
  12. MuliBoy psykyogi Registered Senior Member

    Cleric level 23

    Yeah sure. I see demons and etheric helpers when meditating. Demons are just bad thoughts which can be easily brushed aside and pose no threat. The helpers are manifestations of the positive force one contains. The essence of history that is stored within.

    Imaginary stuff? Maybe, but locking oneself away from the spiritual possibilities in life would be a great loss. I embrace anything that makes the world a magical and exciting place

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  13. Beelzebub Dismembered Registered Senior Member

    OK, I won't pee in their mouth...

    However, if I ever met you face-to-face, I'd immediately rain a gallon load-o-golden shower on you.

    Maybe that'll open your mind to things you never thought could exist!

    First of all, son, quit ditching grammar school to fuck those stupid ass, crack nigger whores in the sewer. One penetration with your dick and you'll be just as stupid as them- especially after they give you blood sucking, crotch chiggers! Until I can read your sentences, I have no reason to acknowledge your grade school writing.
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  14. Chagur .Seeker. Registered Senior Member

    Hell, Elbaz ...

    He doesn't need a psychologist ... he needs a psychiatrist.

    Talk about bezerker rage ...

    What goes Beelzebub? What's got you so pissed off?
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  15. Beelzebub Dismembered Registered Senior Member

    Re: Hell, Elbaz ...

    Well, sir, these people were acting like I had absolutely no intelligence.

    I do not need the help of a psychologist or a psychiatrist. I am more "aware" than most people. If that makes me weird to you, then who cares? Certainly not me.

    Your Welcome.
  16. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member


    LEAVE BEEZLEBUB THE HELL ALONE GODDAMNIT!!! He wanted us to post paranormal things, not suggest some [asshole] thing like go to a psychiatrist or psychologist. Now come on. If you said that to someones face would they smile and say "okay, sure, thats good advice" or say "kiss my ass you f**ker," and then moon you and fart in your face (in the middle of, say, times square).
    Back to the original subject.
    I think I might've had one or two paranormal experiences besides the ufo sighting thingies I posted somewheres else. Both were when I was dreaming.

    Once I had a dream that I was inside a small coffee shop on the streets of a city, I think New York, it was one the first floor of a skyscraper, the streets were lined with em. I went inside and noticed a very pretty, nineteen year-old blonde (I think) who had an aura of being kind and gentle. Some thought crept into my head that she was a robot, but I didn't care. I was in my mid twenties I think (now I'm twenty five days till fourteen) and just simply asked for coffee, being polite and slightly flirtatious. The events that followed are a little hazy, but I think that somehow she wanted to give me her number but couldn't until her shift was over, and I waited outside. She came out, and the dream was over. I awoke well rested and happy. I then had the distinct feeling that she was my guardian angel, a beautiful creature by the name of Mary. If there was a girl out there that I could fall in love with it would be her.

    Again, in a dream that occured when I was much younger I believe I had an OBE. I used to live in NYC, and I dreampt that after leaving my body and floating out of my apartment building that I whirled around Manhattan before going to a zoo and being eaten by an alligator and finding myself in my body where I kind've jumped as I awoke. I can remember looking at the ceiling in wonder.
  17. Beelzebub Dismembered Registered Senior Member

    I'm glad there's at least one person here with intelligence...

    I appreciated that post, shrike, thank you.

    I do believe I've had a few OBEs myself, while I had sleep paralysis. It felt like I was floating above my bed,but I've always fell back asleep in the middle of that feeling.
  18. Blandine Registered Member

    The most paranormal thing I ever experienced was when I forgot to wash the dishes after I had pasta and then went to visit my parents for a week. When I returned the smell seemed to have come to supernormal qualities...

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    I'm sure that kind of stuff is good against any ghosts hanging around.
  19. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member


    If that wasn't some trick dreamstate (namely you drempt it) and the event truly happened, it could be a project/test that some groups do using a bunch of Physics.

    Its unfair for Elbaz to have said to go speak to a psychologist.

    I know because my experiences have been under scrutiny while trying to track down one such culprit group (Of course their "gags" are far different, not working on religion but on what I had feared, and since alot of people in the States are religious then they are going to fear an "evil spirit".)

    All I can tell you is with the use of technology and Physics, it's possible to create a vantriquists voice effect (Using the doppler of accelerated sound frequencies being slowed down by bouncing off or traveling through a wall etc)

    Really it's just a guy sat in a lab with a computer, picking you... well you add to the whole mythology.

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