Things that sciforum members will never say

No, I was refering to Tyler and his intellect.

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me: "sure, fast-eddie sure knows how to let things go"

I've had a few of my threads moved around before. I've never seen anyone bitch about it as much as you have, eddie.

 

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Sounds like pure Tyler to me.

This is what Tyler never says:

"Film? I like to see movies with my buddies, but that's really it. I have no patience for film criticism"

 

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How did I miss this? In no particular order and probably more to follow...

Pollux V--Scifi sucks, give me reality...

Xev--I give up, you win...

Bebelina--Colors just never do right, give me B&W any day...

fast-eddie--What's the matter, can't you guys spell?

Thor--I got a girlfriend but she don't compare to sciforums.

Tyler--Hockey just doesn't cut it, especially the Canadian teams.

Joeman--We must be equal, lets do away with everything but communism.

Porfiry--I taking a holiday to Six Flags where I can enjoy the crowds.

CounslerCoffee--Caffine's bad for you, I'm taking up crack and Playboy.

Adam--This is the Adam news network and we have no news tonight.

Stargirl--Dang this Mr. Nice Guy routine, I gonna get somebody.

 

Joeman:

"its too exciting around here lately"
"pardon me, but...."


chroot: "good theory!!!"

 

me

Backslash777:
"I AM Backslash777"

Joeman:
"That doesn't surprise me. You Korean??? I guess there are reasons why you guys have been Japan's bitches in beginning of the century."

woops
he actually did say it.

How about this for Joeman:
"Windows is better than pussy! I love XP!"

Porfiry:
"All proceeds of sciforums shall go directly to cool skill."

EDIT:
Hey jus noticed - this is my 600th post.
Oh my I think I need a break.
See you all in a week!

 

I AM Backslash777

I AM Backslash777.

 

Fast-Eddie: Counsler forgive me Im not that bright. Oh and my cop thread sucked.

Xev: (Insert crankiness here)

Thor: Farscape is such an awesome show!

Wet1: Help Ive fallen and I cant get up!

Pollux V: Its Pollux Veee! Get it right you morons!

 

Stargirl: "**** I hate this country..."

Bebelina: "Shut it, you airy-fairy bloody hippies!"

Porfiry: "I think I've been posting too much."

James R: "Einstein was a pussy."

Tiassa: "Yep."

Cris: "Whatsupyall, I LOVE you!!!!"

Truthseeker: "Love stinks!"

Q: "Magnetic mind-healing rocks!"

TheChosen: "Women must be respected as humans, not seen as objects to be won."

Merlijn: "Psychology? Pfft! It's not a real science..."

Clarentavius: "Man, I had to burn 5 CDs of Warcraft 3 before I got a good one."

Goofyfish: "Why question it? The government is obviously doing what is in our best interests."



PS: What the hell is all this about me and sex and pizza??? Hmph!

 

Geez Adam I almost forgot to quote you:

"Hey Counsler how is your sister?"

"What does your sister look like?"

"Your sister is awesome."

"I know Im never going to meet your sister, but you could you tell me som......"

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Well, she kinda rocks.

 

Okie dokie.

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Pollux V: "I wish I was old enough to vote for Trent Lott."

Tiassa: "......."

Xev: "I love Jesus."

Whatsupyall: "Atheist are so smart. Some of my best friends are atheists."

Thor "JLo is hotter then hot. And Richard Dean Anderson just turns me on so much."

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Prozak: Black-on-white porn sure is dandy!

 

whatsupyall: "Atheists are all so logically minded, I can understand what they're saying!!"

 

Tiassa: anything without a 4 paragraph story first

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Me: "Do I have areally small penis or just gigantic balls?"

 

GB-Gil: Israel is a peace-loving nation.

 

[arnoldschwartzenneger voice]Neither, because you are a woman. Now come down here so I can kill you[/arnoldschwartzenegger voice]

 

Joeman: "I wish we had Gore as president, instead of Bush. Hopefully, Hillary Clinton will run in 2004."
Tiassa: "Microsoft Rules."
Xev: "I'm leaving for a monastery, to fulfill my lifelong goal of becoming a nun."
Tyler: "Hockey players are NOT athletes, how many times do I have to say this?"

 

Everyone with a post count of 25+ : SciForums.com is the dark, dirty alley of the internet filled with hookers, crack babies, and Canadians.

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(just kidding with the Canadian part)