Things that Never Happen On StarTrek

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  1. shorty_37

    shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    I don't for that reason!
     
    shorty_37, Nov 2, 2007
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  3. cosmictraveler

    cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    If you don't watch how then can you say that its no good? :shrug:
     
    cosmictraveler, Nov 2, 2007
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  5. Challenger78

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    The federation declares war Before losing a dozen space battles.
     
    Challenger78, Nov 2, 2007
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  7. shorty_37

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    I watched enough of them to know!
     
    shorty_37, Nov 2, 2007
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  8. Orleander

    Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Did the original Star Trek series ever go to Earth?
    So is that something you never see? Earth
     
    Orleander, Nov 2, 2007
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  9. Nickelodeon

    Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Yeah, back in time!!!
     
    Nickelodeon, Nov 2, 2007
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  10. phlogistician

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    Kirk's communicator bleeps, he opens it up, and realises it's a call from his mum. He is heard to briefly say 'Yes ma, everything is going great' before stalking off behind a boulder that actually looks like a boulder and not polystyrene.
     
    phlogistician, Nov 2, 2007
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  11. USS Athens

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    No it didn't...
     
    USS Athens, Nov 2, 2007
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  12. mikenostic

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    It should've. I had the hugest crush on Dr. Crusher when that show was on.
    I bet the show would have gotten higher ratings and lasted longer if they did.
    One other character that should've gotten nekkid was that one jewel thief chick that Picard hooked up with one episode. I can't remember her name but I remember what she looks like. I'll see if I can't dig up a pic of her.
     
    mikenostic, Nov 2, 2007
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  13. Challenger78

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    You mean Vash..hmm.
     
    Challenger78, Nov 3, 2007
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  14. Enterprise-D

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    - Kirk actually says a word without extra emphasis.
    - Leonard Nimoy is fired as Spock (jeez he's even in the new restart movie)!
    - Picard realises that "Number One" might not be a polite nickname for someone.
    - Data returns in a R2D2-like dustbin shaped body (ew).
    - Picard says "Make it so. Please."
     
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    Enterprise-D, Nov 5, 2007
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  15. USS Enterprise-A

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    Picard has a heart attack during a phaser-fight.

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    USS Enterprise-A, Nov 8, 2007
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  16. cosmictraveler

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    No one complains about their salaries.

    No one has ever been naked.

    There have never been siamese conjoined twins on any shows.

    Theres never been any leprichauns, trolls or fairies.

    No one has ever said "oh crap I suck".
     
    cosmictraveler, Nov 8, 2007
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  17. shorty_37

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    No one has ever called anybody a REDNECK ( I am just guessing here )
     
    shorty_37, Nov 8, 2007
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  18. Fraggle Rocker

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    Something really exciting happens on the night watch. All of the characters played by the stars are asleep and the bridge is staffed by actors we've never seen before. Even Data, who never sleeps, happens to be off at a conference on a distant planet.
     
    Fraggle Rocker, Nov 9, 2007
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  19. Enterprise-D

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    - Some Starfleeters play "Survivor" on an uninhabited planet...with no replicators

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    Enterprise-D, Nov 13, 2007
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  20. Nickelodeon

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    Two vessels travelling at warp collide.
     
    Nickelodeon, Nov 13, 2007
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  21. Reiku

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    Comander Data; Creepy lot's not thin
     
    Reiku, Nov 13, 2007
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  22. WildBlueYonder

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    NO! NEVER! NO! can not happen, can not
    you have anger issues don't you? maybe a stern step-father in your past?
    apparently you know nothing about thr Navy, that is the title for the 2nd in line for command (I guess No. 2 would be more appropriate, hehehehe)
    thats for Holloween, he goes as an "alien" robot
    not in your lifetime, its not Shakespearean at all, no sir, not ever
     
    WildBlueYonder, Nov 15, 2007
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    Somebody takes a dump.
     
    Sorytas, Nov 15, 2007
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