There's a party in my pants...and you're invited!

What can i say... he said he loved me...

 

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Here you go O...Soco in "big gulp" glass.
Reiku likes nuts in his mouth.

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Oh I went out for some fresh air and was assaulted by a HARD MAN LMAO

 

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I dooooooo!!!!! like nuts that is.

 

More girls than guys at this party.....the boys don't know what they're missing.

 

not too well, actually
i received news that Im going to spend christmas and new year's eve alone, and that probably wont see my husband in the next 6 months

 

Oh shit I found something for SANDY!!!

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Don't let us keep you up too late, R....I don't want you cursing my name in the morning. Although strong coffee can fix a lot of things.

 

LoL shorty....sandy's not invited to this party....I don't invite plumbers from New Jersey to my parties.

 

I am trying to find that thread I am going to post it there for HIM lol

 

I'll be spending Christmas alone as well, if it makes you feel any better my dear...?

Mitch...

Oh... I know what i am missing, thankfully... as spurious used to call me, vulvaphobic guy...

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OK, I have my party T shirt, Mac has his, Sandy has hers (????)....you others??

 

Oh shit, I'm sorry sweetheart. That totally sucks. You can spend Christmas with us if you want.

 

If you want Varda, I'll sit proxy for your hubby.

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i might just eat ramen and cry myself to sleep

or I can stay with the parents

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I'll have one made today.

On the front it will say, ''Mitch Loves Me,''

and on the back

''2 Get The Fuck Away!!!''

Lol

 

anyways, Im not going to poop on your party thread
ill gtfo

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Oh HAIL no...I'll mail you some deep-fried turkey.

 

Or you could just slip her a few valium...

 

Don't go Varda....you can poop all you want.