There's a party in my pants...and you're invited!

3:00am...dang...I guess your in the UK somewhere. It's only 9pm here in Dallas.

 

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There's a party in your pants huh???
I guess I was kinda hoping for a larger party.

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I dont think Orleander has an invitation LOL

 

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lol, not anymore I'm sure.

 

does it smell kind of funky in here?

 

The convention is a man with Schizophrenia. His name is Ron, funnily enough, i know several Rons... lol... but his story is very sad.

From the age of seven, he was abused at his catholic church by the minister, and this developed a split-convergence in his mentality... I don't know much more than that i'm affraid. Because i study the science of the mind, i will find his story most compelling.

 

No flames now.. but that was a good burn O. Actually, my pants have there own zip code.

 

no it's okay every party needs an EASY woman LMAO

 

Yep... Scotland...

 

lol! Hey! I showered! that's just the cheap cologne I'm wearing.

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Lol... i'm sure there's a whole district down there...

 

an easy woman and a hard man. I love that saying
"A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is good to find"

Is the party in full swing yet?

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you're wearing cologne... in your pants?


AWESOME



*parties*

 

I use "Mr. Happy" as a kick-stand.

 

WOW! And you shaved!

 

lololol

i just pasted that to my husband

 

I didn't my legs are as sharp as little ginsu knives.

 

I'm going to the fridge..anyone need a beer?

 

I love it when you talk sexy.

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How about this then...

''The best sex is between a man and a woman....................

.........The trick is to find the right woman and man to get between.''