The thread for people who have issues

I'm not a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah

Few shows like it. And you're welcome to the role of Maddie. I might look better in a dress ("might" being the operative word), but I can't possibly do the blond hair.

Best moment: "The man with a mole on his nose" routine.

Worst moment: "The Taming of the Shrew" episode? I don't know, they had a few off nights, for certain, but I'm still not sure how I feel about that one.

 

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Perhaps the obvious question

Isn't there a plural missing from that sentence?

 

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WHAT!?!?!? You didn't like the "Shrew" episode!

The best line: "Goest thou to hell!!!"

Damn. I'm hurt.

~String

 

Maybe I'm just getting old

Maybe it's a retrospective thing. I adored the episode at the time, but I think I tired of Bruce Willis singing oldies. It's been years, and I've blanked on the end of the series, so I'm guessing something much, much worse than a Shakespeare parody occurred during that period.

 

I know where he's hiding: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq7q31W12_M

 

I hear dog saliva helps that. If it's on your bum, just drop your drawers and slather some mayo on the affected areas. The dog will go to town. Don't let him/her lick your wee-wee though. You might like it too much.

. . . er. . . I've heard.

~String

 

This complaint should be moved to the appropriate thread titled, "Plazma: The James Issue".

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~String

 

Where would one put the "s" (or if we you go all Latin on me, the "i")?

Tongues-in-cheek?

Tongue-in-cheeks?

Tongues-in-cheeks?

I'm so confused.

~String

 

Plazma - The Cashew Issue: Tissue?

Bless you.

 

Gesundheit!

~String

 

But seriously, what's wrong with him? NOBODY writes like him. He uses like 10 different types of letters and footnotes everything like his posts are going to the Library of Congress.

Advice for improvement and readability (because most people don't read his way too long diatrabes):

1. Get to the point in 3 or less sentences.
2. Use only max. 3 letter types.

This could be your new year resolution.

 

Plazma: The Issue Issue

Plazma,

Can we please do something about all these issues people are having? I demand a complete explanation for these issues and to know what the moderators plan to do about it. I feel there has been a deliberate campaign of issue creation aimed at certain members who have previously shown a complete and perfectly innocent lack of issues.

 

(chortle!)

It is my regret to inform you that I am unable to render myself so stupid as to accommodate your need.

 

They don't have just issues...they have whole subscriptions!

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LOL!

I was wondering when you were going to respond.

[not to contradict, but you sorta' acquiesced to his demand in the brief nature of your post]

~String

 

I do not understand why moderators put so much effort in moderating the forum when the admin can just put a disclaimer on the front page that they do not responsible for the content of the posts that people write here. Isn't such thing possible and easier for everybody? :shrug:

Moderators and admins here are posters, too. What happens in a football (or whatever games) when the referees are also the players? CHAOS.. :crazy:

 

Plazma: The Spidergoat Issue

Yep. That's right. I have an issue with Spider that only you can resolve.

~String

 

Funny.

You know what, Spider. . . I officially have an issue with you!

Plazma: The Spidergoat Issue

~String

 

Superstring, instead of trolling the Site Feedback fora by making a number of pointless "Issue" threads, why don't you respond to the real issue in a mature way? Otherwise, it is better you stay away like Billy T, etc. I have to say that -eventhough this is funny in a way- it is a little bit disappointing.

Plazma, I need a tISSUE paper

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