The Scientific Proof That God Exists!!

Discussion in 'Religion Archives' started by TruthSeeker, Feb 3, 2002.

  1. LIGHTBEING Registered Senior Member

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    Adam, you kill me man!!!!!

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    I guess that is the only thing to do with someone as arrogant and fanatical as Sir Loone. I will join Xev with the cheers!!!

    Sir Loone,

    Just a couple of more things. Try to tone it down a little. Be humble. Remember "The miek shall inherit the Earth". Practice what you preech buddy. Also explain to me how contradiction plus mistranslation equal "The Truth"?

    I never claimed to know Everything, what I do know is that I will never submit to such falacies. You on the other hand are content in doing so.
     
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  3. Raithere plagued by infinities Valued Senior Member

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    Re: The ruth, the whole ruth, and nothing but the ruth.

    Re: The Devil is a liar and the ruth is not in him!

    I just tried to run one of Sir. Loone's posts through a grammer checker… it blew up!
    Apparently "inlightenment" does not improve one's spelling or grammer. But it does enable one to post in Big Blue Letters .

    ~Raithere

    Picking up Jesus, putting him in my pocket and taking him with me.
     
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  5. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Only the righteous (like me) can properly post in BIG BLUE LETTERS! All others who use BIG BLUE LETTERS will surely burn and die in screaming horrible nasty agony and ouchies in the great firepits of nastiness and pain! Boo! Boooooo!

    All doomed, I say! All of you! DOOOOOMED! Gonna burn in hell or the nearest really big oven if you don't convert and repent and send me your life savings! Quick! Do it now! Don't think about it, just send the money!

    Sir Loone, you are in danger! Your eternal sole is coming loose and getting holes in it from walking on rough surfaces! Get to a cobbler as soon as you can! And remember, no more BIG BLUE LETTERS from your mistr, not until you convert to the worship of my God, Mistress Helga! She may have tentacles and whips, but that's one hell of a rack!

     
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  7. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    HAHAHAHA CTHULHU SAYS THAT I CAN POST IN BIG BLUE LETTERS TOO!

    But Great Cthulhu prefers green. Ia!

    Say, if the devil hasn't got the 'ruth' in him, does that make him 'ruthless'?

    Anyways, Cthulhu loves you.

    And as Loone's 'ruthless' devil, Great Cthulhu could kick his ass quite rightous. What is some wussy man-goat against Great Cthulhu?

    Nothing! Let's compare
    Wussy man-goat vs squid/dragon/man
    Common theme for a Halloween costume vs. ability to make those who look at him go insane
    Hooves vs. tentacles
    'Prince of the Air' vs. ability to fly AND swim AND walk on land
    'Beezlebub' vs. 'Great Cthulhu' - who has a cooler name?!
    Some fallen angels and imps vs. shoggoths and human haf'hrdn
    Writer who brought you the word 'magick' vs. writer who popularized 'tesselated'.

    Case closed. Cthulhu in the first round.



    Edit to note: You know, this is kinda getting to be a weird thread....
     
  8. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Oh, tesselated, nice word...
     
  9. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Yep. 'Tesselated' and 'acherontic'.

    Loone's devil might be 'ruthless', but Great Cthulhu is acherontic.


    Say, check out what I am going to give myself if I maintain a 3.5 gpa by the time school ends: http://www.toyvault.com/cthulhu/plush_cthulhu.html

    Isn't he cute?!
     
  10. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Staff Member

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    Big? Blue?

    Does anyone remember the television show Big Blue Marble?

    Just thought I'd throw that one in since we're getting big and blue.

    Or are we referring to porn for obese people?

    thanx,
    Tiassa

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  11. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    More groovy words:
    - Adamised
    - Groovilicious.
    - Monkeybutt.
    - Snog.
    - Snogified.
    - Shagified.
    - Funkification.
    - Crapulence.
    - DOOOOOOOM!!!

    Which reminds me...

    YOU'RE ALL DOOMED unless you convert to the worship of Great Chickenpie, our Lord and Saviour! Repent and be saved! And you know how that other religion has you eat the body of christ? We get to eat chicken pie!!! Much more tasty.

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  12. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    IT'S ALL GREEN TO ME!

    'Nooner-nut' is a nifty insult.
    Cthuvian
    Gibbered is really cool too.

    OH YEAH, AND DON'T LISTEN TO ADAM. CTHULHU LOVES YOU. GREAT CHICKENPIE, YEAH RIGHT.
     
  13. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    WAR!!! You heard me, vile miscreant! We, the Holy Legions of Helga the Heavybreasted hereby declare Holy War on the Cthulhuan infidels! We have guns, we have the numbers, WE are taking over!

    Begone, ye vile and distemperate hag!

    Cthulhu can spout his "I love everyone" hippy crap all he wants, it won't save his green squid-arse when my tanks are rolling over it.

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    PS: Yeah, nooner-whatever is pretty good.

     
  14. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Helga?! You think some some two-bit dominatrix can compare with GREAT CTHULHU?!

    The Cthulhu Cult will give you such a thrashing that Helga's whippings will feel like a gentle tickling!

    You have guns? HA! Xev is AMERICAN! Case closed!
    Tanks? Ha! Cthulhu knows the secrets of space and time, your tanks can't phase him!

    And, hippie? Great Cthulhu, who eats people who annoy him for breakfast, a hippy?! You must be the hippy, with what you are smoking!
     
  15. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    That a promise?
     
  16. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Ha! You would probably like that, wouldn't you Adam?

    Neener neener neener!
     
  17. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Hey, I'm not one to turn down 60-foot-tall green squid-monsters with whips. Never have been.
     
  18. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Does November know about this...fantasy?

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    Make love, not war....I suppose.
     
  19. Cupric What's a wookie? Registered Senior Member

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    YEAH!!!

    This is *my* kind of thread!

    Myself, I worship the great purple onion. Tasty in sandwiches *and* in potato dishes!

    Oh, how my stomach rumbles for my ONION GOD!

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  20. Xelios We're setting you adrift idiot Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah well my God can beat up your God.

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  21. Cupric What's a wookie? Registered Senior Member

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    Oh, of course! Why, that's a good part of his appeal!

    Makes a marvelous dip... *licks lips*
     
  22. Xev Registered Senior Member

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  23. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    I have a starnge feeling that that's not the purpose of thid thread...

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    :bugeye:

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    Love,
    Nelson
     

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