The Rise of Sex Robots and Pleasure Machines

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  1. jpappl Valued Senior Member

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    Then your not doing it right.
     
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  3. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    It just seems to me to be a natural evolution of sex toys. Dildos have been around for almost forever it seems. Throw a battery in it and it becomes a vibrator. Throw a computer in it and it becomes a sex robot.
    So, where do we go from there?
     
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  6. kaduseus melencolia I Registered Senior Member

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    Sex robots - inevitable.
    Unfortunately they will all have giant backpacks to house the gyrodynes and batteries.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ONMrwuTh_g
    *Face Palm* gyrodynes - or how to get a stick to balance.

    I wants 'em to dispense bisuits and after 8 mints.....
     
  7. jpappl Valued Senior Member

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  8. spidergoat Valued Senior Member

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    There are too many factors to get right. You can only approximate physical aspects at best.
     
  9. jpappl Valued Senior Member

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    I agree that it may be a long time before they get really good at mimicking us more precisely. But from a physical sexual standpoint I think they could make pornstars out of them. I mean, they won't get tired, they won't put on weight, or get old, they could be made to replace worn out parts, change hair color, length etc etc.

    I think they will one day in the next 20 years have a full working model sex machine doll that is fairly realistic. I say this because just about everything gets back to sex, so those working on the robotics in general will be increasing the possibility that someone will put these advances to use this way, it's just inevitable. Good or bad.
     
  10. spidergoat Valued Senior Member

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    When they invent a machine that really could replace the real thing, we would also need to grant it human rights.
     
  11. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    is it freed upon your death or is it property to be inherited?
     
  12. jpappl Valued Senior Member

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    I didn't and wouldn't suggest it will replace the real thing. But that it could be made from a purely physical sexual standpoint to be as good or better, for the reasons I listed.

    They already have, don't ask me how I know this, material that is very life like and I can imagine is going to get much better in 20 years. Add some computer power, again think power in 20 years from now, and other advances they will surely make, I think it's doable.

    That's not to suggest I would replace my wife with one or that one could ever replace my wife. But from a physical standpoint I think it's likely.

    Problem is, anyone rich enough to buy one probably doesn't have an issue getting dates.
     
  13. jpappl Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, you can keep uncle Bill's used sex doll thank you very much. I say bury them with the owner.
     
  14. Omega133 Aus der Dunkelheit Valued Senior Member

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    I agree, why would you want to inherit something like that?:shrug:
     
  15. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    men have sex with women and don't know where they have been. At least this way you know.
    Nothing a little bleach can't take care of.
     
  16. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    I tell you what....that is ONE tech support line that I DON'T want to work!

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  17. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    OMG!!! That would be hilarious! :bravo:
     
  18. Idle Mind What the hell, man? Valued Senior Member

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    How would it be different? Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
     
  19. madanthonywayne Morning in America Staff Member

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    I'd imagine you could swap out the vagina for a nice new one, same thing with all "her" other orifices. Then you'd be going where no man had gone before.....

    Check this out:
    The Rise of Female Anatomically Correct Androids (FACA)

    It's a scifi sort of story about the impact of female sexbots on society. It's a Christian website, but the story actually sounds pretty plausable. Here's an excerpt:

    Mass production of FACA's rapidly brought down prices, and competition with mainstream entertainment providers, who didn't want to be left out of the rapidly expanding market, pushed prices further down. However, what had begun as merely weekend binges in college dorms and fraternities was brought to the mainstream. Acceptance among the male population evolved rapidly as men realized they could get an ideal "woman" whose only goal was to serve him. Entertainment companies became more bold as FACA were advertised as being "better than sex." In addition, FACA were adept at gourmet cooking, cleaning, and household chores, so that could always be used as an excuse to get one.
    Opposition to FACA

    As more and more men were able to purchase their own FACA, marriage rates dropped precipitously and women who were unable to find a real man turned to MACA or homosexuality in order to maintain relationships. The Church was inconsistently opposed to the whole FACA idea. After all, it wasn't like there was a specific commandment against having sex with a machine. An added bonus was that abortion virtually disappeared and out-of-wedlock pregnancies (in addition to any pregnancies at all) became very rare. Sperm banks sprang up all over as women who wanted to have children were forced to pay exorbitant prices, since very few men were interested in donating (even with the enticement of a free FACA rental for the purpose of donating at the sperm bank). Population control groups and environmentalists were thrilled that the human birth rate was now rapidly declining well below replacement levels. Several women's groups formed an alliance in an attempt to outlaw the sale of FACA. Virtually all attempts to legislate against FACA were either blocked by male legislators or in the courts as restricting freedom of speech.
     
  20. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Hate to tell you this but there are a lot of women out there that sleep with men and they don't know where they have been either.
     
  21. jpappl Valued Senior Member

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    Mad,

    The perfect woman, big boobs and no head. Brilliant.

    Bring on the sex robots, woo hoo.

    I seriously doubt these things will cause this much disruption.. But I guess with the web, men won't have to go into a shop to pick one out. That would be awkward.
     
  22. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    WTF jpappl My partner says....perfect woman, big boobs and butt...but no mouth. :spank:
     
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