The Religion subforum.

Discussion in 'SF Open Government' started by Jaster Mereel, Aug 4, 2006.

  1. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Oh. And album lyrics too.

    Here's something up your alley:

    Joe:
    A good lovin' man
    is hardest to find
    A good woman needs
    to ease her mind
    And I know a few that
    need to ease it behind
    All y'gotta do is
    grease it down
    'N everything is fine

    Keep it greasey
    so it'll go down easy
    Keep it greasey
    so it'll go down easy
    Keep it greasey
    so it'll go down easy

    Manx:
    Roll it over 'n grease
    it down
    I'll drive you through
    the heart of town

    Joe:
    A girl don't need
    No fancy grease
    To get herself
    Some rump release
    Any kind
    Of lube'll do
    Maybe from another
    Part of you
    Lube from the North
    Lube from the South
    Take a little slobber
    From the side of
    your mouth
    From your mouth
    From your mouth
    From your mouth
    From your mouth
    Roll it over
    Grease it down
    Here come that crazy
    Screamin' sound...

    Keep it greasey
    so it'll go down easy
    Keep it greasey
    so it'll go down easy
    Keep it greasey
    so it'll go down easy
    Roll it over 'n grease it
    down, down, down
    Grease it down...
    Oh no! Here comes
    that screamin' sound
    again... ​
     
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  3. Woody Musical Creationist Registered Senior Member

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    How is it gross and brutal? Haven't you ever looked in a medical or dentistry journal before? I have a few doctors and dentists in the family. I'd say the picture is really quite tame compared to some of their journal pictures.

    I thought it was about governance of the religion forum, at least that's what the title says. I fthe topic has drifted that far, then pardon me for butting in.
     
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  5. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    What?!
    Me?!
    PC!?

    Who you talkin' to, woman.

    I'm just on a cartwheeling associational centrifuge tonight. Whirling and spinning in my madness. I'll be decoding secret messages next.
     
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  7. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Yes. But this is a forum.
    People are prepared for foul images in such situations. Here it's different.

    Wanna see a picture of a weightlifter with a prolapsed bowel? Pretty amazing.

    http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/
    Warning. Foul image at the other end of link.
    (That's how you do it, Woody old chum old pal.)

    Pshaw.
    Lay off the sacrificial wine. Eat more crackers.

    Or maybe a muffin?
     
  8. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    ROFLMAO
     
  9. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    james can ban you for any reason.
    he can "censor" your posts as he sees fit.

    but let's keep this thread on topic shall we?
     
  10. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Guess who?

    This was from Joe's Garage. A concept album which details the DANGERS that music can lead to.

    The song quoted above is while Joe is in prison. He was imprisoned for ruining a perfectly good model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan- Sexual Roto-Plooker by Golden Showering all over it.

    Fascinating story, actually.

    He never even knew he was a latent appliance fetishist until informed of this fact by L. Ron Hoover of the Church of Appliantology...

    Poor Joe.
    And it all came about from music.
    Tsk. Tsk.

    I bet he wish there was less fisting going on behind prison walls. He certainly learned his lesson though.
     
  11. leopold Valued Senior Member

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  12. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Have at it. That's what this thread is here for.

    Try posting some relevant album lyrics to go along with it though.

    On topic, people!
     
  13. Woody Musical Creationist Registered Senior Member

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    invert nexus said:

    Here's how I did it:

    How do you get away with it and I don't?
     
  14. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    uh, maybe someone reported your post as offensive, genji maybe?
     
  15. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    no thanks, when i watched that video i frikken gagged up my toenails.
     
  16. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Cuz I'm just cool that way.

    Nah.
    I think that James deleted them because it was basically an anti-gay setup. You know how he is. He even banned someone for saying fag one time... Or asking about butt-cherries or something... Whatever.

    Anyway. You're switching categories here.
    We were discussing the picture of the colon, si?
     
  17. Woody Musical Creationist Registered Senior Member

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    Yep. Anything I say will offend him. Maybe we should just cut all my posts because his rights are greater than mine.
     
  18. Woody Musical Creationist Registered Senior Member

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    So in other words, there can be no discussion of homosexual behavior, period, except if you bless it somehow. Even neutral statements are unacceptible.
     
  19. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Or maybe you could just let homos be homos and then the homos will let theists be theists?

    Where does that leave assholes like me? Not being fisted, that's for sure.
     
  20. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Oh come now. Don't be going so far.
    You just can't say anything disparaging about them.

    Freedom?

    YOu betcha!
     
  21. Woody Musical Creationist Registered Senior Member

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    I said nothing disparaging in the thread. I just said "here's what they do, you judge for yourself."
     
  22. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    yeah right, you probably got a butt plug the size of a mercedes.
    */sarcasm
     
  23. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Stay out of my closet!



    Oh, come on. We're not retarded, Woody. Everybody knows damn well what you were saying with that thread.

    "Eww. Look at what these fags are doing. Can you believe that? What freaks! Keep away from my hamster, you monsters!"
     

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