The Post Whatever Thread

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by serenesam, Jul 8, 2018.

  1. Truck Captain Stumpy The Right Honourable Reverend Truck Captain Valued Senior Member

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    the same as my profile name here: Stumpy (Captain is my Fire Department Rank, and I was a Truckie)
    I was hung with the moniker when I tried to work out in our dilapidated gym. I needed all the weights in the room and even then I had to go for high repetitions because there weren't enough to do much else. very little body fat.


    what kind of music?
     
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  3. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    My room is called "Foggy Manor Jazz Club".
     
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    I like Jazz but I mostly listen to Rock and Alternative.
     
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  7. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    Ok, one last jazz masterpiece. As ex-bassplayer this bassplayer is a true virtuoso, as are all the players on this little Irish jig. This is the stuff I like! Play it loud and with strong bass.
     
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    I had a good Halloween today! A bunch of kids came to the house and I gave out a lot of candy.
     
  9. TheFrogger Banned Valued Senior Member

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    I put my buzzer on mute.
     
  10. wegs Matter and Pixie Dust Valued Senior Member

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    Using a new app called “Calm.” It has meditation and calming music mainly for bedtime. It also has bedtime stories that are so vividly detailed, the science behind it is that when you’re trying to relax, having to focus on details can make you sleepy. It’s pretty cool so far.

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  11. Truck Captain Stumpy The Right Honourable Reverend Truck Captain Valued Senior Member

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    Meanwhile, at my house...

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    LMFAO
    but seriously: no one ever comes by our house. we're way, way too remote and it scares the sh*t out of most adults at night, since there are no lights, and large predators are usually wandering around.

    We do, however, purchase candy and drop it off at a church in town for the kids because they'll have a bunch of folks handing it out
     
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    Even if a word written in pencil is erased, it can still be found by rubbing a pencil over another blank piece of paper, over the erased word. A rubbing of an erased word...
     
  13. Truck Captain Stumpy The Right Honourable Reverend Truck Captain Valued Senior Member

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    Truth is so much more astounding than fiction - A man killed his brother over Corn Dogs in Arkansas on Thursday.
    apparently, in the Natural State, they take corn dogs very seriously.
    https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2019/nov/02/affidavit-corn-dog-spat-took-fatal-turn-1/?news
     
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  15. Truck Captain Stumpy The Right Honourable Reverend Truck Captain Valued Senior Member

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    tell me about it!
     
  16. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    In several states they take "cornholing" very seriously as a great competitive sport.

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    https://www.playcornhole.org/collections/wood-boards
     
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  17. Truck Captain Stumpy The Right Honourable Reverend Truck Captain Valued Senior Member

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    you have no idea just how hard I am laughing right now at that !!!!
    ROTFLMFAO

    best double entendre ever!

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    Yes, I thought you'd find those pictures of corn-holing boards funny, Truck Captain Stumpy.

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    You're not laughing as hard as I am, Fire-Truck Captain Stumpy.

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  19. TheFrogger Banned Valued Senior Member

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    Write4u, how would you feel about a set of saucepans for Christmas?

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    They're better than a hoover I suppose.

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    My Wife said to me, "This year I'd like to go somewhere I've never been before."

    I said, "Try the kitchen."

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  20. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    I said to my wife, "This year I'd like to go somewhere I've never been before"
    She said, "Go to hell"......

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    Lol!

    Who told you that, Jim Shorts?

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    How guilty would you feel, now you've told me to go to hell, if I became a hedgehog?

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  22. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    I'd say you're prone to get yourself into prickly situations.......

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  23. Truck Captain Stumpy The Right Honourable Reverend Truck Captain Valued Senior Member

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    tried that once... just once! woke up a few days later and I've been nice since!
    ROTFLMFAO
    My wife has a lot of Scots, Irish and Cherokee... especially the latter. I do not want to piss her off as I know for a fact she still carries a scalping knife! She makes me keep it sharp for her... one more reason I shave my head bald! LOL

    how was the trip? LFMAO

    I was married before - I've been there. I enjoyed it just enough to volunteer for Bosnia and Afghanistan.
    LMFAO
     
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