Please explain the mystery of the disappearing man. Michael345, you could be correct, and it could be a series of present moments, but isn't that "time?" Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
How about a disappearing pig? A travelling salesman was talking to a farmer when a pig drove a tractor into the yard and parked it in a shed. Then the pig went into the house. "Did I just see what I thought I saw?" he asked. "A pig driving a tractor?" "Oh yeah," the farmer replied. "He runs all of the equipment. He does all the repairs and maintenance too. He even does the books for the farm." "That's quite a pig," the salesman said. "Um... I couldn't help but notice he has a wooden leg." "Yeah. When you have a good pig like that, you don't want to eat him all at once."
Lol SideshowBob. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! But what I explained to you is why if you discover time-travel, you travel THROUGH your Mother, Grand-Mother, and all of the family tree, until you reach the singularity (a single entity that gave birth to the human family-tree.) Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Sideshowbob, two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
NO But here is something you - or any other poster - can answer What is the definition of a second? You are welcome to provide the crude every day common definition or the super duper accurate science definition Obviously more questions will follow but let's see what you produce with this first one and bonus cookies if you spot where you think I might be going with questions Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Alcohol's no problem; it's absorbed through the stomach lining. But we need time to digest chocolate.
One of the few survivors from "The Fantastic Animation Festival" that toured around for midnight showings in the '70s.